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Guides
Sizing, washing, what to put on a nurse, how to buy a joke for someone whose humour you do not share, and what actually happens to novelty socks after the first week.
Sizing
Sock sizing when the label just says one size fits most
What the shoe range on a novelty sock actually promises, which feet it quietly excludes, and the three numbers worth checking before you order.
Washing
How to wash a printed sock so the print survives the year
These prints are knitted in rather than screened on, which changes what ruins them. Heat and abrasion, not detergent.
Work gifts
Buying novelty socks for people you work with
The office is where most of these get given and it is also where the jokes go wrong. A short guide to the price cap, the relationship problem and the designs to avoid.
Sole prints
Sole-print socks and why the joke is on the bottom of the foot
A large part of this catalog hides its message where nobody can see it. There is a reason that works, and a reason the product photos are useless.
Stockings
Planning stockings and secret santa without buying junk
A ten dollar cap and eleven people is a logistics problem, not a shopping problem. How to solve it in one order, and when to place it.
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