66 designs, $4.87 to $9.99
Holidays
Christmas, Halloween, Saint Patricks Day, Thanksgiving, the Fourth of July and Pride. Dated designs that get worn hard for two weeks and then wait eleven months.
Taco Socks for Women Men
Black novelty socks knit with tacos, red peppers, and sombreros, with a secret dinner request printed across the soles.
Spooky Skeleton Socks
White foot bones map across a black base on these printed xray socks for Halloween fans, anatomy students, and orthopedists.
100 Dollar Gifts Money Cash Ideas Socks
Wrapped in a crisp hundred-dollar bill graphic, these stretchy socks turn a classic cash joke into something you can wear.
Christmas Stocking Stuffers Socks
Green holiday socks with Santa up top and a hidden message underfoot for anyone settled on the couch for a marathon.
Christmas Socks for Men
Four pairs of holiday socks packed with cheerful gnomes, gingerbread figures, and slow-moving sloths waving colorful wands.
Turkey Socks for Women
Black holiday socks feature colorful knitted turkeys on the leg and a cheeky dinner message hidden along the soles.
Knee High Taco Socks Women
Yellow tacos and red hot sauce bottles climb these knee high socks with a fitness joke along the cuff.
Funny Taco Tacosaurus Socks
Crisp tacos take the shape of prehistoric dinosaurs across a solid black crew sock.
Christmas Toe Socks for Women
Five holiday toe sock designs feature tree ornaments, owls, a penguin, and a snowman in an individual five-toe knit.
Christmas Socks Gifts Stocking Women
Five pairs of holiday toe socks feature Santa, penguins, snowmen, owls, and tree ornaments packed into a festive gift box.
Father of the Bride Gifts Socks
Black dress socks knit with a small bow tie and white cursive lettering made for the father of the bride on wedding day.
Wedding Gifts for Groom for Engagement Socks
Black dress socks knit with white lettering along the leg so the groom stays warm at the altar and beyond.
Father of the Groom Gifts in Law from Bride Socks
Printed bow ties and wedding text cover these dress socks for the father of the groom on the big morning.
Father of the Bride Gifts of the from Daughter Socks
Navy crew socks printed with a bow tie and words for dad to wear down the aisle on the wedding day.
Skeleton Bone Socks Gifts
Black crew socks knit with an x-ray view of human foot bones make an easy Halloween costume extra or anatomy joke.
Christmas Women Men Gifts Socks
A prehistoric holiday pair covered in T-rex and pterosaurs, with a sole that spells out TREE REX when feet go up.
Christmas Gifts Stocking Stuffers Snowman Secret Santa Socks for
Green holiday crew socks feature falling snow and smiling snowmen on the leg, with CHILLIN WITH THE SNOWMIES printed underfoot.
Christmas Socks for Men Women Secret Santa Gnome Gifts for Teens
Holiday gnomes gather under falling snow on black knit, with I WILL BE GNOME FOR XMAS stitched across the soles.
Father of the Bride Gifts Wedding for from Daughter Socks
Black dress socks knit with a daughter walk message along the side, boxed for the father of the bride on the big day.
Wedding Gifts for Groom Socks
Black dress socks knit with the reminder JUST IN CASE YOU GET COLD FEET right along the side for wedding morning nerves.
Father of the Groom Gifts Socks
A black dress sock with a bow tie motif and a nod to the dad behind the groom, packaged ready in a gift box.
Wedding Gifts for Groom for Bachelor Party Socks
Navy dress socks lettered along the side with a quiet wedding morning joke for the groom to wear down the aisle.
Christmas Stocking Stuffers Holiday Xmas Movie Socks
Festive holiday socks feature a sleigh print up top and a hidden movie message across the bottoms of both feet.
Christmas Socks for Men Women
Snowfall and reindeer run across the red knit, while the sole carries a hidden holiday pun for anyone putting their feet up.
Christmas Socks Gifts for Adults
Green elf socks with red stripes, Santa belts, and white pom pom accents hide LITTLE ELF on the bottom.
Christmas Gifts Stocking Socks Secret Santa Snowman
A green holiday knit covered in falling snow, grinning snowmen, and a hidden message on the soles for kids aged seven to nine.
Christmas Stocking Gifts for Kids Socks
Striped candy canes cover a crisp white background, with SWEET BUT TWISTED hidden along the bottom of the foot for kids ages 7-9.
Kids Christmas Socks Ideas for Boys Girls 7-9 Years Old Xmas
Striped holiday socks for kids with elf graphics on the cuff and LITTLE ELF printed across the sole.
Christmas Gifts Stocking Socks
Santa stands on green knit while non-slip lettering across the soles spells out I DO IT FOR THE HOS.
LGBTQ Pride Gifts Rainbow Socks for Women Men
Rainbow stripes and puffy white clouds wrap the leg, while the sole reads I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGH in bright print.
Christmas Gifts Socks for Kids
Kids holiday crew socks with scattered reindeer on red knit and OH DEER, XMAS IS HERE sewn across the bottoms.
Kids Christmas Socks
Striped elf socks for young kids with white fluff ball patterns and ELF SQUAD printed under the sole.
Christmas Gifts for Kids Snowman Socks for 10-12 Years Old
Snowman socks for big kids feature falling snow on blue fabric and a hidden joke on the soles.
Turkey Socks for Women Thanksgiving
Brown knit socks with full-feathered turkeys on the leg and a secret Thanksgiving message hidden across the soles.
Lgbtq Pride Gifts Socks
Rainbow stripes band the calf while cloud prints and a hidden sole saying sit on the foot, packed in a printed gift box.
Lbgtq Pride Gifts Socks
Rainbow stripes run down the leg, paired with the message AFTER EVERY STORM THERE IS A RAINBOW along the sole.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts Irish Socks with Greeting Card
Knee-high holiday socks knitted in bold green stripes, shamrocks, bow ties, and gold accents for St. Patrick Day gatherings.
Christmas Socks for Women Men
Tangled strands of holiday bulbs cover the leg while the sole delivers the pun: LETS GET LIT. Packed in a gift box.
Christmas Gifts Stocking Stuffers Socks
Snowmen and falling flakes cover the blue knit, while the soles spell out CHILLIN WITH THE SNOWMIES when feet go up.
Christmas Stocking Stuffers Secret Santa Socks Xmas Gifts Ideas for
Red stripes, a printed belt, and white trim turn your feet into holiday helpers, with LITTLE ELF hidden on the sole.
Christmas Socks for Kids
Prehistoric reptiles meet holiday cheer on these kids crew socks finished with a punny TREE REX hidden under the feet.
Christmas Gifts Idea for Women Socks
Strings of multi-colored holiday bulb prints run up these tall knee-high socks, ready for Secret Santa swaps and stockings.
Christmas Gifts for Men Women Gingerbread Secret Santa Socks Xmas
Dancing gingerbread men cover the red knit while the sole carries a hidden holiday joke in non-slip ink.
Xmas Gifts for Women Men Socks
Tangled strands of holiday bulbs wrap the leg while the bottom shares the plan: LETS GET LIT.
Christmas Socks for Women Men Santa Holiday Gifts for Teens
Red holiday crew socks mimic Santa Claus coat and belt, finished with SANTA SQUAD on the bottom.
Christmas Gifts for Men Women Socks
Green holiday socks patterned with winter gnomes and snow, with a hidden message on the soles for Christmas downtime.
Christmas Gifts Socks for Kids Light Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Big
Strands of colorful holiday bulbs wind around these kids socks alongside the funny message LETS GET LIT.
Gifts for Her Socks
Plush dark pink coral fleece socks spell out BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER in grippy letters across the soles.
Knee High Bone Socks
White leg and foot bones run up these knee high Halloween socks, sized for kids aged 10 to 12.
Thanksgiving Turkey Socks
Knitted turkeys run along the beige calf, while the sole reads COOLEST TURKEY IN THE FLOCK when you kick back after dinner.
Crazy Bone Gifts Kids Socks
Printed leg and foot bones run down this black crew pair, sized for kids aged 10 to 12 years and packed in a single gift box.
Christmas Gifts for Men Women Candy Cane Secret Santa Socks Xmas
Red and white candy canes run down the leg, while the hidden message SWEET BUT TWISTED sits across the soles.
Christmas Gifts Socks
Bright green crew socks patterned with candy canes feature non-slip lettering on the soles that reads CANDY CANE CREW.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts Socks
Green stripes, little bow ties, and gold accents cover these knee high St. Patricks Day socks, packed with a matching card.
LGBTQ Pride Gifts Lesbian Gay Socks
Rainbow stripes run down the leg, while the soles show clouds and the saying I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
Halloween Gifts for Men Women Socks
Witches, skulls, and bats wrap around purple knit socks with hidden non-slip text printed across the bottom soles.
Halloween Socks
Bright orange crew socks with witches, skulls, and bats, finished with non-slip lettering on the soles for Halloween night.
X-Ray Gifts Ideas Socks
White leg and foot bones run down a black knit crew sock, mapping out your anatomy from shin to toe.
Christmas Gifts for Men Women Secret Santa Socks Xmas Stocking
Gingerbread men dance across black knit, while the soles name the wearer an OFFICIAL COOKIE TESTER. Packaged in a holiday box.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts St Patricks Day for Women Men Socks
Green knit socks patterned with shamrocks and lips, finished with a sole that reads KISS ME I AM IRISH.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts Irish Green Socks for Women Men
Black and green stripes, gold details, and a leprechaun hat pattern make this pair ready for March festivities.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts Shamrock Socks
Green knit socks patterned with Irish gnomes and lucky shamrocks arrive in a gift box with a greeting card and envelope.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts Shamrock Socks for Boys Girls
Green knit socks printed with shamrocks and gnomes bring holiday spirit to school parties and family events.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts for Kids Socks
Green and black striped holiday socks sized for kids ages four to six, packaged in a box with a greeting card.
St.Patrick's Day Gifts for Kids Irish Socks
Striped in green and black with a lucky top hat, these kids holiday socks come boxed with a greeting card for Irish celebrations.
Funny Kids Taco Socks
Plush fleece taco socks for kids feature a hidden message underneath and rubber grips on the soles for indoor wear.
Notes on holidays
Holiday socks are the clearest single-use item in the catalog and they sell anyway, because the alternative for a stocking or a party favour costs three times as much. Christmas is the biggest run by a wide margin, followed by Halloween.
The Christmas designs divide into ugly-sweater patterns and character prints. Ugly-sweater knits read as a pattern from a distance and pass as ordinary socks in December. The character prints are the ones that only work on the day.
Buying ahead
Holiday designs go out of stock in the two weeks before the holiday and stay gone until the next year. If you are reading this in October and thinking about December, that is the correct time to buy. The listings do not restock quickly once a design sells through.
Halloween is the one holiday where these get used as costume parts rather than gifts. Skeleton feet, spider webs and candy corn all show up below the hem of a costume, which is the only part of the outfit people see when everyone sits down.
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