9 sections
The whole range, sorted by who gets the pair
The brand store shuffles the same designs across dozens of promo pages. Here each pair sits in one section. 868 designs with a live price, from $3.99 to $19.99.
Birthday184 designs, from $4.29
Sayings & Slogans139 designs, from $4.29
Animals & Wildlife116 designs, from $3.99
Jobs & Milestones112 designs, from $4.99
Holidays66 designs, from $4.87
Sports & Outdoors82 designs, from $4.99
Hobbies & Fandom77 designs, from $4.99
Food & Drink43 designs, from $4.99
Cozy & Knee-High49 designs, from $4.87184 designs, $4.29 to $16.99
Birthday
The biggest section here, and the one with the most repetition. Age milestones, birthday-boy and birthday-girl pairs, and a long run of designs aimed at whoever is turning something round this year.
11th Birthday Socks Gift Box Funny for 11 Year Old Girls Boys
A pair for the newly eleven-year-old, printed with party graphics and hidden text on the soles.
8th Birthday Socks Gift Box
Turning eight calls for loud socks, and this pair comes packed in a colourful birthday gift box ready to hand over.
10th Birthday Socks Gift Box
Ten years of fun packed into a bright pair of birthday socks, packaged in a ready-to-hand-over decorative gift box.
13 Year Old Boy Gifts Socks
Mark the official teen milestone with black birthday socks that spell out the full thirteen-year milestone right across the feet.
14 Year Old Boy Gifts Socks
Black knit crew socks mark the fourteenth milestone with printed soles and grip text for teenagers born in 2012.
139 designs, $4.29 to $11.99
Sayings & Slogans
Text socks. If you can read this, do not disturb, I would rather be somewhere else, and the whole family of sole messages that only appear when the wearer stops moving.
Funny Sushi Socks for Women
Nigiri and maki rolls cover the upper leg, while the hidden message underfoot puts in a direct takeout request.
Lawyer Gifts Socks
Gavels, scales of justice, and law books pattern these crew socks for attorneys, judges, and law school graduates.
Pizza Socks for Men
Pepperoni slices and chili peppers cover the leg while the soles spell out a direct request for hot pizza.
Christmas Gifts Stocking Socks Secret Santa Xmas Stuffers for Him
Golf balls and clubs cover the legs, while the hidden message on the soles reads LETS PAR TEE when feet kick up.
Firefighter Gifts for Men Socks
Fire trucks and axes cover the legs, while the bottom reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THIS FIREMAN IS OFF DUTY.
116 designs, $3.99 to $15.99
Animals & Wildlife
Sharks, sloths, cows, axolotls, highland cattle, and every dog breed the factory could fit on a foot. The safest section to buy from when you barely know the person.
Funny Pickle Lover Gifts Socks
Light yellow knit crew socks patterned with dancing pickles, finished with a hidden message printed on the soles.
Optometrist Gifts for Men Socks
Black crew socks printed with classic eye charts and eyeglasses, sized for mens shoe sizes 7 to 13.
Unicorn Girls Socks
Five knee-length pairs decorated with unicorns and rainbows, sized specifically for toddlers aged 2 to 3 years.
Novelty Girls Unicorn Socks
Five pairs of girls unicorn socks with bright rainbow patterns arrive together in a single gift box for kids ages 4 to 6.
Funny Popcorn Gifts Idea Socks
Popcorn graphics sit on black knit while the soles spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME POPCORN.
112 designs, $4.99 to $18.99
Jobs & Milestones
Nurses, teachers, engineers, new parents, people finishing treatment and people leaving a job after thirty years. The section that gets bought for a reason rather than a laugh.
Dental Gifts for Dentist Men Socks
Clean tooth patterns cover these men crew socks, made for dental hygienists, clinic staff, and dental students.
Vet Tech Gifts Socks
Crew socks for veterinary staff and animal clinic crews, knit with animal graphics and sized for men shoe sizes 7 to 13.
Hunting Gifts for Men Socks
Brown crew socks with deer, bows, and binoculars keep a hunting theme going while the sole text reminds the room of the weekend.
Gifts for Skiers Snowboarders Socks
Dark blue crew socks patterned with skiers and goggles, finished with a hidden message on the soles for slope lovers.
Pregnancy Socks for Pregnant Women
Cushioned labor socks with grippers on the sole, sized for women shoe sizes 6 to 11 and printed for delivery day.
66 designs, $4.87 to $9.99
Holidays
Christmas, Halloween, Saint Patricks Day, Thanksgiving, the Fourth of July and Pride. Dated designs that get worn hard for two weeks and then wait eleven months.
Taco Socks for Women Men
Black novelty socks knit with tacos, red peppers, and sombreros, with a secret dinner request printed across the soles.
Spooky Skeleton Socks
White foot bones map across a black base on these printed xray socks for Halloween fans, anatomy students, and orthopedists.
100 Dollar Gifts Money Cash Ideas Socks
Wrapped in a crisp hundred-dollar bill graphic, these stretchy socks turn a classic cash joke into something you can wear.
Christmas Stocking Stuffers Socks
Green holiday socks with Santa up top and a hidden message underfoot for anyone settled on the couch for a marathon.
Christmas Socks for Men
Four pairs of holiday socks packed with cheerful gnomes, gingerbread figures, and slow-moving sloths waving colorful wands.
82 designs, $4.99 to $14.99
Sports & Outdoors
Golf, fishing, hiking, cycling, running and the transport section: trucks, trains, planes and rockets. Aimed at people with a weekend habit.
Racing Gifts for Men Socks
Checkered flags and stock cars run up the leg, while the sole carries a hidden message for anyone stuck at their desk.
Golf Gifts for Women Men Socks
Golf balls, clubs, and courses pattern these crew socks, finished with a hidden message on the soles for the nineteenth hole.
Football Gifts for Men Socks
Kick back on game day with socks that tell everyone in the room that the match is currently on.
Hockey Gifts for Men Women Socks
White crew socks patterned with hockey gear feature a hidden message across the soles for players off the ice.
Soccer Gifts for Men Women Socks
Green crew socks patterned with soccer balls and cleats, with I WOULD RATHER BE PLAYING SOCCER printed across the soles.
77 designs, $4.99 to $12.99
Hobbies & Fandom
Guitars, gaming, anime, books, gardening, chess, knitting and poker. The section for people whose personality is a hobby, which is most people over thirty.
White Slouch Socks Women
Solid white retro slouch socks pull straight to the knee or push down into heavy folds around your ankles.
Fathers Day Dad Socks
Hand tools and safety helmets cover the leg while the soles spell out BEST DAD EVER for when he kicks his feet up on the sofa.
Father Day Gifts Socks
Covered in pillows and watches, these crew socks feature the classic nap defense printed across the soles.
12th Birthday Gifts for Girls Socks
Pink birthday socks covered in cakes and party hats pair with a heart bracelet to mark turning twelve.
Christmas Police Officer Gifts Socks
Black crew socks feature duty gear across the leg and hide a funny off-duty message on the sole for downtime at home.
43 designs, $4.99 to $15.99
Food & Drink
Tacos, pizza, sushi, avocado, coffee, beer and hot sauce. Small section, high hit rate, because everyone has a food they will accept a joke about.
Funny Socks for Teens
Blue crew socks patterned with cones and popsicles, featuring a hidden message printed on the soles for dessert fans.
Pickle Socks for Women
Light yellow knit socks featuring dancing green pickles on the leg and a secret snack request printed across the soles.
Sushi Socks for Men
Small sushi rolls cover the calf while the soles spell out a request for fresh rolls once shoes come off.
Funny Avocado Gifts Socks
Green crew socks patterned with avocados feature hidden text on the soles asking for another serving of fruit.
Pickle Socks Mens Women
Whole green pickles run down the leg while the sole delivers the pun across the ball and heel.
49 designs, $4.87 to $19.99
Cozy & Knee-High
Where the construction changes rather than the artwork: slouch socks, fuzzy pairs, non-slip slippers, over-the-knee and thigh-high, wool blends and no-shows.
100 Dollar Gifts Socks
Graphic one-hundred-dollar bills wrap all the way around each foot in a stretch polyester blend knit.
Slouchy Socks for Women
Vintage army green knit pools softly around the ankle or pulls high for a retro boot look on women shoe sizes 5 to 10.
Gray Scrunch Socks for Girl
Heather grey scrunch socks knit from a light cotton blend pull up to the knee or push down into loose ankle folds.
Pink Slouchy Socks for Girl
Light pink tube socks offer classic 80s scrunch styling, wearing pulled up high or stacked low over sneakers and boots.
White Slouch Socks for Girl
These white slouch socks push down around the ankle or pull up toward the knee, fitting women shoe sizes 5 to 10.