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Father Day Gifts Socks

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Father Day Gifts Socks

4.7 (1,116)

Pillows, crescent moons, watches, and neckties pattern the leg of this pair. Turn the feet up and the hidden message explains the situation: I AM NOT SLEEPING, I AM JUST RESTING MY EYES. It suits dads and grandfathers who doze off in their armchairs right after dinner.

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Price$6.63
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 1,116 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Father Day Gifts - Grandpa Gifts from Grandkids, Socks for Elderly Men, Christmas Easter Socks for Dad Papa Husband, Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Printed sole saying

The bottom of each foot carries the text I AM NOT SLEEPING, I AM JUST RESTING MY EYES in clear lettering. It stays hidden inside shoes and appears when feet rest on an ottoman.

Cotton rich knit

The blend contains 80 percent cotton for softness, 15 percent polyamide for structure, and 5 percent elastane to keep the calf band from sliding down. It feels light on the foot.

Men sizing range

This cut fits men and teens wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13. The knit stretches around wider ankles without pinching the skin.

Packaged in a box

Each pair ships inside its own printed gift box. The packaging protects the crew socks and keeps them ready for holiday stockings, birthdays, or retirement parties.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • GIFTS FOR MEN WHO HAVE EVERYTHING: This Father's Day, surprise your dad with socks that are as funny as they are festive. Our men's socks feature pillows, moons, watches, and ties, and come with the joke, "I'M NOT SLEEPING, I'M JUST RESTING MY EYES."
  • BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR MEN: Ideal for everyone, fitting men's and teens' US sizes 6-13. Each pair comes beautifully packaged in a gift box, making it an ideal present
  • ELDERLY GIFTS: Indulge in the ultimate comfort with our socks, featuring 80% cotton for softness, 15% polyamide for longevity, and 5% elastane for elasticity
  • GIFTS FOR OLDER MEN: These novelty socks make great gifts for boyfriends, fathers, parents, grandpas, grandfathers, and grandparents on Father's Day, Christmas, and birthdays
  • NOVELTY SOCKS FOR MEN: Celebrate the 40th, 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday of an older man, elder, or senior with our cozy sleep socks, designed for comfort and warmth. These socks also serve as the ideal retirement gift

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.