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Beer Gifts for Men Socks

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Beer Gifts for Men Socks

4.7 (2,576)

A pint on the ankle and a clear request on the bottom. When you kick back on the couch, the soles spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A COLD BEER in clean block print. These knit crew socks deliver the message without saying a word.

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Price$6.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 2,576 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Beer Gifts for Men - Funny Socks for Beer Lovers Father Gift | Bring Me Cold Beer Design, Beer Lover Theme, Novelty Crew Socks, Gift Box Presentation, Birthday Father Day Gift

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

The underside carries the request in readable print. Put your feet up on an ottoman or recliner to display IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A COLD BEER to anyone walking by.

Sizing for men

Sized to accommodate mens shoe sizes 6 through 13. The knit stretches to cover a broad range of foot shapes while staying in place above the shoe line.

Cotton rich knit

Made from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The blend keeps the sock breathable for casual days at home, with enough stretch to pull on smoothly.

Single pair box

Arrives packaged as one pair inside a dedicated gift box. Ready to hand over for a birthday, Secret Santa exchange, or Father Day gathering.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • BEER GIFTS - These funny socks are suitable for females who love to drink beer. They feature a hidden message on the bottom that reads "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A COLD BEER". Add some fun to your sock collection and get your pair today
  • SIZE FLEXIBILITY - Accommodates men's US 6-13, elegantly packaged one pair per gift box
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Made with 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane, these novelty socks are soft, stretchy, breathable, and comfortable for daily wear
  • BEER GAG GIFTS - Are you looking for a unique gift for a beer lover? These "Bring Me beer" socks are an exceptional option for any event, such as Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Birthdays, Father's Day, and weddings
  • GIFT IDEA - These beer socks make a fun gift for men, dads, husbands, brothers, sons, and friends

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.