Christmas Bourbon Gifts for Men Socks
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Bourbon bottles and lowball glasses pattern the upper half of this pair, while the bottom stays quiet until feet hit the footstool. The soles read IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME BOURBON. It arrives packed in its own printed gift box, ready for holiday stockings or low-key birthday unwrapping.
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Underfoot drink request
The sole text stays hidden inside your shoes during the day. Kick your boots off and prop your heels up to display the message IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME BOURBON.
Bottles and rocks glasses
Patterned across the leg and instep, the print features neat bottles and filled rocks glasses. The motif sits high enough on the calf to show between trousers and casual shoes.
Men shoe sizing
Sized to fit men shoe sizes 6 through 13. The knit crew length pulls up over the ankle with enough stretch to stay put during a relaxed evening by the cabinet.
Individual gift packaging
Each pair comes packed inside its own stand-alone gift box. The packaging makes it easy to slip into a holiday gift exchange or hand over for a quiet birthday celebration.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- BOURBON SOCKS: These funny socks with sayings feature intricate designs of bourbon glasses and bottles on the top. We've added a touch of humor by sewing a hidden message on the bottom that reads, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME BOURBON".
- SIZE & PACKAGE: Men's 6-13 sized socks, each pair presented in its own unique gift box.
- GIFTS FOR BOURBON WHISKEY LOVERS: Unique bourbon whiskey drinker gifts for men. These make great gift ideas and are perfect for, grandpa, dad, husband, brother, uncle, boyfriend, or any drink lovers.
- GIFTS FOR DRINKERS: These drinking socks are perfect gifts for bourbon and whiskey drinkers. They make great presents for any occasion, such as Christmas, Father's Day, Birthday, Secret Santa, White Elephant, or as a stocking stuffer.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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