868 designs from one label$3.99 to $19.99Sizes read from shoe size, not sock size
ZmartSock catalog

43 designs, $4.99 to $15.99

Food & Drink

Tacos, pizza, sushi, avocado, coffee, beer and hot sauce. Small section, high hit rate, because everyone has a food they will accept a joke about.

Funny Socks for Teens

Funny Socks for Teens

Blue crew socks patterned with cones and popsicles, featuring a hidden message printed on the soles for dessert fans.

$8.994.8 (2,116)
Pickle Socks for Women

Pickle Socks for Women

Light yellow knit socks featuring dancing green pickles on the leg and a secret snack request printed across the soles.

$7.994.8 (2,116)
Sushi Socks for Men

Sushi Socks for Men

Small sushi rolls cover the calf while the soles spell out a request for fresh rolls once shoes come off.

$7.374.8 (1,278)
Funny Avocado Gifts Socks

Funny Avocado Gifts Socks

Green crew socks patterned with avocados feature hidden text on the soles asking for another serving of fruit.

$9.994.8 (1,278)
Pickle Socks Mens Women

Pickle Socks Mens Women

Whole green pickles run down the leg while the sole delivers the pun across the ball and heel.

$8.994.8 (1,278)
Funny Men Pizza Socks

Funny Men Pizza Socks

Slices of sausage and chili pepper pizza cover these men crew socks, packed in an individual gift box.

$8.994.7 (841)
Funny Taco Socks for Men

Funny Taco Socks for Men

Crisp blue and black crew socks covered in tacos and a sunlit Mexican guitarist pattern.

$8.994.7 (841)
Silly Men Bacon Socks

Silly Men Bacon Socks

Crisp strips of cured pork wrap around the foot with a ribbed cuff reading I HEART BACON for breakfast fans.

$9.994.7 (841)
Funny Socks for Men Women

Funny Socks for Men Women

Smiling pickles sit across the leg, and the soles deliver a clear snack request whenever feet go up on the sofa.

$8.994.7 (815)
Popcorn Gifts for Men Women Socks

Popcorn Gifts for Men Women Socks

Green movie night socks knit with striped popcorn tubs and a sole that asks for a fresh bowl when your feet go up.

$8.994.7 (815)
Funny Pickle Socks

Funny Pickle Socks

Smiling green pickles cover the leg while the sole delivers a clear instruction for anyone who spots your feet up on the ottoman.

$6.994.7 (815)
Tea Gifts for Women Socks

Tea Gifts for Women Socks

Knitted with teacups on the leg and a hidden request on the sole, this crew pair fits womens shoe sizes 6 to 12.

$7.994.6 (798)
Christmas Bourbon Gifts for Men Socks

Christmas Bourbon Gifts for Men Socks

Dark crew socks covered in bourbon bottles and rocks glasses with a hidden drink request printed across the soles.

$4.994.7 (787)
Funny Coffee Socks for Men

Funny Coffee Socks for Men

Beans and steaming pots cover the top, while the bottom asks for another fresh cup of coffee.

$8.994.8 (543)
Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men Socks

Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men Socks

Patterned with bourbon bottles on the leg and a request for a refill stitched underfoot.

$7.994.8 (543)
Funny Fuzzy Socks

Funny Fuzzy Socks

Plush coral fleece fuzzy socks with non-slip sole lettering that reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME CHOCOLATE.

$9.794.6 (542)
Pineapple Gifts for Men Socks

Pineapple Gifts for Men Socks

Bright yellow pineapples sit across a solid black crew sock finished with a matching yellow band at the top cuff.

$9.994.8 (460)
Pineapple Gifts for Women Socks

Pineapple Gifts for Women Socks

Two pairs of low-profile pineapple socks in black and blue bring a lucky tropical motif to IVF appointments and casual wear.

$9.994.7 (400)
Pineapple Gifts for Men Fertility Socks

Pineapple Gifts for Men Fertility Socks

A two-pack of tropical fruit socks in black and blue brings bright pineapple patterns to everyday shoes.

$15.994.6 (359)
Whiskey Gifts for Men Socks

Whiskey Gifts for Men Socks

Bottles and lowball glasses cover the calf of these men socks designed for bourbon lovers and home bartenders.

$8.994.8 (348)
Funny Pickle Gifts Idea Socks

Funny Pickle Gifts Idea Socks

Pickle patterns sit on the legs while the hidden sole text reads I AM KIND OF A BIG DILL for a clean food joke.

$8.094.8 (251)
Funny Pineapple Gifts for Men Socks

Funny Pineapple Gifts for Men Socks

Blue crew socks covered in Hawaiian pineapples with a black cuff, knit in a cotton blend for men shoe sizes 7 to 13.

$8.994.8 (240)
Funny Chicken Nugget Gifts Socks

Funny Chicken Nugget Gifts Socks

Golden fried chicken nuggets cover these 3D printed socks from the ribbed cuff down to the toes.

$8.994.5 (211)
Pickle Socks

Pickle Socks

Smiling and dancing dill pickles cover the legs, while the soles carry a secret snack request in grippy print.

$9.194.9 (127)
Avocado Gifts for Adulit Socks

Avocado Gifts for Adulit Socks

Fresh avocado halves scatter across a green crew sock with light green toes, knit for men wearing shoe sizes 7 to 13.

$5.994.7 (117)
Funny Lemon Gifts for Lovers Socks

Funny Lemon Gifts for Lovers Socks

Whole lemons and bright cut slices pattern these dark green crew socks with a classic citrus reminder hidden underfoot.

$8.994.8 (113)
Watermelon Gifts for Lovers Socks

Watermelon Gifts for Lovers Socks

Pink and green melon slices scatter across blue knit fabric, made for anyone in on the fruit joke.

$8.994.8 (113)
Banana Gifts for Women Men Socks

Banana Gifts for Women Men Socks

Bright blue crew socks covered in peeled fruit, with the phrase LETS GO BANANAS knit directly into the pattern for fruit fans.

$9.994.8 (113)
Margarita Gifts for Women Socks

Margarita Gifts for Women Socks

Socks for cocktail hour with a margarita pattern on the leg and a secret saying printed on the sole in non-slip ink.

$8.994.4 (96)
Whiskey Socks for Men Women

Whiskey Socks for Men Women

Bottles and tumblers decorate the upper, while the soles carry a secret message printed in rubberized non-slip ink.

$8.994.4 (96)
Coffee Socks for Her Him

Coffee Socks for Her Him

Coffee pots and beans cover the leg, while the sole carries a funny hidden message printed in non-slip ink.

$8.994.8 (93)
Funny Wine Lover Gifts Socks

Funny Wine Lover Gifts Socks

Light pink crew socks patterned with bottles and glasses, finished with non-slip lettering across the soles for wine lovers.

$8.994.8 (93)
Funny Donut Socks for Kids

Funny Donut Socks for Kids

Frosted donuts ring the upper ankle, while non-slip letters across the soles spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A DONUT.

$8.094.6 (88)
Hot Sauce Gifts for Men Socks

Hot Sauce Gifts for Men Socks

Red and green chili peppers and sauce bottles cover the leg, while the sole reads I PUT HOT SAUCE ON MY HOT SAUCE.

$8.994.8 (81)
BBQ Gifts for Men Guys Socks

BBQ Gifts for Men Guys Socks

Tongs, steaks, and a grill cover the crew, while the soles spell out YOU HAD ME AT BBQ when you put your feet up.

$8.994.8 (81)
Steak Socks for Men

Steak Socks for Men

Marbled cutlets and fresh rosemary garnish the leg, while the sole delivers the line YOU HAD ME AT STEAK.

$8.994.8 (81)
Chicken Nugget Socks Meat

Chicken Nugget Socks Meat

Crispy fried chicken legs, wings, and nuggets scatter across the crew, with a hidden message underfoot.

$8.994.8 (81)
Bacon Food Socks Men

Bacon Food Socks Men

Strips of fried bacon run down the leg, while the hidden sole asks for breakfast without having to stand up.

$5.994.6 (81)
Pineapple Socks for Kids

Pineapple Socks for Kids

Bright blue fruit socks for kids aged 7 to 9 covered in yellow pineapples with a hidden tropical message underneath.

$4.994.5 (66)
Peach Socks for Girls

Peach Socks for Girls

White crew socks patterned with ripe peaches and a hidden message underfoot for girls ages seven to nine.

$5.994.5 (66)
Funny Strawberry Socks for Girls

Funny Strawberry Socks for Girls

Pink strawberry socks sized for kids aged 7 to 9, printed with bright red berries and a funny message on the bottom.

$8.994.5 (66)
Coffee Socks for Women

Coffee Socks for Women

Brewing pots, mugs, and roasted beans cover the leg, while the sole reads JUST A GIRL WHO LOVES COFFEE.

$9.994.8 (47)
Bacon Socks Men Women

Bacon Socks Men Women

Sizzling bacon strips run down the leg while the bottom sends a clear order to whoever is standing near the kitchen.

$6.64

Notes on food & drink

Food prints work at ankle height for a mechanical reason: the shapes are round and high-contrast, so they read from across a room in a way that a detailed illustration does not. A pizza slice on a foot is legible. A landscape is not.

The coffee and beer designs are the office-gift end of this section and they carry sole sayings more often than the rest. Those are the pairs bought for a specific coworker whose whole personality is a mug.

The condiment problem

Hot sauce, pickle and ranch designs have grown into their own small run, and they are funny for exactly as long as that joke stays current. Buy those for someone who is currently making the joke, not as a general-purpose gift.

Fruit prints are the quiet option. Lemons, watermelon and pineapple read as a pattern rather than a punchline, which makes them the pairs that survive into a normal rotation instead of living in the drawer after January.