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Funny Socks for Men Women

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Funny Socks for Men Women

4.7 (815)

Green pickles with smiling faces dot the leg of each crew sock. When the wearer props their feet on a footstool, the hidden message on the soles reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A PICKLE. It is a straightforward gag for pantry raiders and dill pickle fans.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 815 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Socks for Men Women - if You Can Read This Pickle Socks, Pickle Lover Gifts, Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Printed pickle pattern

Smiling dill pickles with wide eyes cover the upper sock from cuff to ankle. The print stays visible above sneakers and low boots, while the bold lettering stays tucked away underneath until feet are lifted.

Cotton rich yarn blend

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent nylon, and 5 percent spandex. The high cotton share keeps the sock soft and breathable around the house, while nylon reinforces high wear points and spandex holds the cuff up.

Everyday unisex sizing

The stretchy knit accommodates men and teens wearing US shoe sizes 6 through 13. It also fits women starting at size 7. The ribbed cuff grips the calf gently without pinching or sliding down during the day.

Ready to wrap box

Each pair ships inside its own printed gift box, so you can drop it straight into a holiday stocking or party bag. No extra wrapping paper is needed for birthdays, Father Day, or Christmas exchanges.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • PICKLE SOCKS: Men's and women's pickle socks. With the cute design of smiling and twinkling pickles at the top, these stocking stuffers have a funny saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A PICKLE" at the bottom.
  • PICKLE GIFTS: These dill pickle socks are a delightful gift for your grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, son, daughter, grandson, or granddaughter.
  • EXTENSIVE SIZE RANGE: Comfortably fits most men and teens with US 6-13 feet and most women size 7 and up. Each pair comes in a unique gift box.
  • ELITE COMFORT: Feel the difference with our socks, made from a premium mix of 80% cotton for breathability, 15% nylon for strength, and 5% spandex for stretch.
  • PICKLE STOCKING STUFFERS: These cool socks are a delightful pickle present for Birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Christmas.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.