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Pickle Socks for Women

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Pickle Socks for Women

4.8 (2,116)

Dancing green pickles dot the light yellow knit on the leg. Put your feet up on the coffee table to show the message on the bottom. The text reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BIRNG ME A PICKLE in solid black lettering. Each pair comes with a matching greeting card ready for a quick note.

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Price$7.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 2,116 buyers
AvailabilityLow stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Pickle Socks for Women - Pickle Lover Gifts for Teen Girls, Cute Socks with Greeting Card, Christmas Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

Black lettering printed along the underside spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BIRNG ME A PICKLE. The joke stays hidden inside shoes and appears only when you kick back on the couch.

Cotton rich knit

A blend of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent nylon, and 5 percent spandex keeps the fabric soft and stretchy. The crew cuff stays up on the calf without sliding down into your sneakers.

Women sizing numbers

These fit women shoe sizes 6 to 12 and sock sizes 8 to 13. The heel pocket sits where it belongs on most adult and teen feet without bunching up under the arch.

Included greeting card

The pair arrives packed with its own greeting card. It tucks easily into a holiday stocking or a birthday bag for anyone who keeps a jar of dill spears in the fridge door.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • PICKLE SOCKS: At the top of these light yellow socks features dancing pickles, while the bottom is a funny saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BIRNG ME A PICKLE" in black.
  • PICKLE GIFTS: These stocking stuffers are a perfect gift for your grandma, mom, wife, girlfriend, daughter, daughter in law, or granddaughter.
  • UNIVERSAL APPEAL: Designed to fit the majority, suitable for women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13.
  • SUMPTUOUS COMFORT: Indulge in the ultimate comfort with our socks, featuring 80% cotton for softness, 15% nylon for longevity, and 5% spandex for elasticity.
  • PICKLE STOCKING STUFFERS: These socks are a great pickle present for Birthdays, holidays, Mother's Day, or Christmas.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.