
Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men Socks
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Bourbon bottles and lowball glasses cover the upper leg of this dark crew pair. When feet go up on the coffee table, white lettering across the soles spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY. It is a quiet gag for quiet evenings by the liquor cabinet.
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Reading the listing
What to check before you buy this pair
Hidden sole message
The bottoms spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY in clean block letters. The text stays tucked inside your shoes until you stretch out on the recliner.
Bottles and glasses print
Amber whiskey bottles and filled rocks glasses repeat up the leg toward a ribbed cuff. The graphic pattern stays visible above low boots and loafers.
Sizing and shoe range
Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 to 13, which matches standard sock sizes 8 to 14. The knit contains 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane for stretch across the bridge.
Packaged gift box
Each pair arrives packed inside its own printed gift box, ready for birthdays, Father Day, or holiday stockings. It fits dad, uncles, brothers, and bourbon collectors.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- WHISKEY GIFTS: They feature intricate bourbon glasses and bottles on the top. We've added a touch of humor by sewing a hidden message on the bottom that reads "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY".
- SIZE & PACKAGE: One size fits most. Our men's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
- GIFTS FOR WHISKEY BOURBON LOVERS: Unique bourbon whiskey drinker gifts for him. These make great gift ideas and are perfect for the grandpa, dad, husband, brother, uncle, boyfriend, or any drink lovers.
- GIFTS FOR DRINKERS: These drinking socks are perfect gifts for bourbon and whiskey drinkers. They make great presents for any occasion, such as Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Father's Day, Birthday, or as a stocking stuffer.
- QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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