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Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men Socks

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Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men Socks

4.8 (543)

Bourbon bottles and lowball glasses cover the upper leg of this dark crew pair. When feet go up on the coffee table, white lettering across the soles spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY. It is a quiet gag for quiet evenings by the liquor cabinet.

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Price$7.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 543 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Whiskey Drinker Gifts for Men - Crazy Alcohol Socks for Bourbon Lovers, Father's Day Drinking Ideas for Dad

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottoms spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY in clean block letters. The text stays tucked inside your shoes until you stretch out on the recliner.

Bottles and glasses print

Amber whiskey bottles and filled rocks glasses repeat up the leg toward a ribbed cuff. The graphic pattern stays visible above low boots and loafers.

Sizing and shoe range

Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 to 13, which matches standard sock sizes 8 to 14. The knit contains 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane for stretch across the bridge.

Packaged gift box

Each pair arrives packed inside its own printed gift box, ready for birthdays, Father Day, or holiday stockings. It fits dad, uncles, brothers, and bourbon collectors.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • WHISKEY GIFTS: They feature intricate bourbon glasses and bottles on the top. We've added a touch of humor by sewing a hidden message on the bottom that reads "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME WHISKY".
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: One size fits most. Our men's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • GIFTS FOR WHISKEY BOURBON LOVERS: Unique bourbon whiskey drinker gifts for him. These make great gift ideas and are perfect for the grandpa, dad, husband, brother, uncle, boyfriend, or any drink lovers.
  • GIFTS FOR DRINKERS: These drinking socks are perfect gifts for bourbon and whiskey drinkers. They make great presents for any occasion, such as Christmas, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Father's Day, Birthday, or as a stocking stuffer.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.