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Funny Pickle Socks

Food & Drink

Funny Pickle Socks

4.7 (815)

Green cucumbers with cartoon grins run from the ribbing down to the ankle. Put your feet up on the coffee table and the white lettering underneath spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A PICKLE. A funny extra for anyone who keeps three kinds of dill spears in the fridge door.

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SectionFood & Drink
Price$6.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 815 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Pickle Socks - Pickle Lover Gifts for Men Women, Novelty Silly Socks with Greeting Card, if You Can Read This

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What to check before you buy this pair

Printed sole saying

The underside hides the punchline in bold capital letters so it only shows when your shoes come off. The knit design keeps the text legible against the dark background.

Cotton blend yarn

Woven from 80 percent cotton for everyday softness against the skin, mixed with 15 percent nylon for structure and 5 percent spandex to help the cuff stay up.

Men size seven to thirteen

Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 through 13, which aligns with sock sizes 8 through 14. The knit stretches across narrow and wide feet without pulling the pickle pattern thin.

Card included in package

Each pair arrives with a coordinating greeting card inside the pack. It works well as a birthday surprise, holiday stocking stuffer, or a small thank-you token for the house pickle fanatic.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • PICKLE SOCKS: Men's and women's pickle socks. With the cute design of smiling and twinkling pickles at the top, these stocking stuffers have a funny saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME A PICKLE" at the bottom.
  • PICKLE GIFTS: These dill pickle socks are a perfect gift for your grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, son, daughter, grandson, or granddaughter.
  • EXTENSIVE SIZE RANGE: Caters to most foot sizes, from men's shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14.
  • ELITE COMFORT: Discover the perfect fusion of materials in our socks - 80% cotton for softness, 15% nylon for sturdiness, and 5% spandex for a comfortable stretch.
  • PICKLE STOCKING STUFFERS: These cool socks are a great pickle present for Birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Christmas.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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