Bacon Socks Men Women
Cooked bacon strips pattern the leg, but the real point sits underneath. Put your feet up on the ottoman and the brown lettering on the soles spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME SOME BACON. A simple gag for lazy mornings around the breakfast table.
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Message on the sole
Woven lettering across both bottoms reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS on one foot and BRING ME SOME BACON on the other. The text stays hidden inside your shoes until you stretch out on the sofa.
Cotton rich knit
Made with 80 percent cotton for softness, 15 percent nylon to handle friction, and 5 percent spandex to give the cuff its stretch. They slip easily into sneakers or slide around on hardwood floors.
Foot size range
Sized to cover men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US shoe sizes 7 and up. The heel pocket sits right where it belongs on most adult foot shapes without bunching up at the toes.
Ready to wrap
Each pair ships packed inside its own printed gift box. Easy to hand over as a small birthday surprise, tuck into a holiday stocking, or leave on the breakfast counter for the family cook.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- BACON SOCKS: Savor the sizzle with bacon at your ankles and a playful prompt in brown on the soles, 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME SOME BACON.' These socks are a delicious declaration for the ultimate bacon connoisseur."
- BACON LOVER GIFTS: These socks are silly gifts for your grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, uncle, aunt, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, son, daughter, grandson, or granddaughter.
- BROAD FIT: Suitable for men's US 6-13, women's 7+. Each elegantly gift box contains one pairs of socks.
- SUPREME SOFTNESS: Experience the soft touch of our socks made from 80% cotton, enhanced with 15% nylon for durability and 5% spandex for the perfect stretch.
- FUNNY SILLY GIFTS: These food socks are the perfect present for any occasion, whether it's a birthday, holiday celebration, Mother's Day, or as a fun addition to a Christmas stocking.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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