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Funny Fuzzy Socks

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Funny Fuzzy Socks

4.6 (542)

Chocolate cravings usually happen on the couch. These plush coral fleece socks feature black non-slip grippers on the sole that spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME CHOCOLATE when your feet are up. Each pair folds into an included paper belt and box that resembles a bakery cupcake.

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Price$9.79
Rating4.6 out of 5 from 542 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Fuzzy Socks - Chocolate Gifts for Women, Chocolate Cuocake Socks, if You Can Read This, Cute Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole request

Black non-slip grips across the bottom spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME CHOCOLATE. The lettering provides traction on smooth indoor floors while sending a clear message across the living room.

Plush fleece fabric

Constructed from soft coral fleece designed for lounging around the house. The thick fuzzy texture keeps feet warm on cold mornings and slides easily into loose slippers.

Women sizing range

Sized to fit women shoe sizes 6 through 12 and standard sock sizes 8 through 13. The stretchy fleece accommodates wide or narrow feet without tight elastic digging into the calves.

Cupcake assembly box

Each pair comes with a printed paper belt and gift box. Rolling the fluffy socks into the paper base creates a presentation that looks like a frosted chocolate cupcake.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • CHOCOLATE STOCKING STUFFERS: These furry socks women feature a funny saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME CHOCOLATE" at the bottom.
  • MATERIAL & SIZE: These fuzzy socks are made of plush coral fleece and feature a black non-slip sole. Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13,
  • CUPCAKE PACKAGING: We provide an exquisite gift box and a paper belt with each pair. With just a minute of your time, you can enjoy the fun of making a gift box that looks like a lovely cupcake.
  • CHOCOLATE GIFT: These chocolate gifts for women are perfect for your grandma, mom, aunt, sister, girlfriend, wife, daughter, or granddaughter.
  • CHOCOLATE LOVERS GIFT IDEAS: These funny socks for women with sayings make great gifts on Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, holidays, or Christmas.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.