Novelty Men Socks

Barrels and glass bottles line the legs on these grey novelty crews. The cotton blend gives them a smooth finish against the skin that slides easily into dress shoes or work boots. They pull up high enough to hide beneath trousers until you sit down and cross your ankles.

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SectionFood & Drink

Price$15.94

AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer

Full listing nameNovelty Men Socks - Funny Whiskey and Smart Donkey Patterns

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Barrels and bottles

Small wooden barrels and liquor bottles alternate across the heather grey body. The pattern breaks up plain trousers without demanding attention from across the hallway.

Men shoe sizing

These crew socks cover sock sizes 8 to 14, matching men shoe sizes 7 to 13. Ribbed cuffs help keep the fabric from sliding down around the ankles as you walk.

Breathable cotton knit

A soft cotton blend keeps the fabric breathable for all-day wear at your desk or out on the weekend. The knit stays smooth underfoot without extra bulk inside a shoe.

Ready in a box

Each pair comes packed inside its own decorative gift box. You can hand it straight to a dad, husband, or coworker on a birthday or drop it into a holiday stocking.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

HUMOROUS DESIGNS: Features distinct graphics: a grey pair with whiskey bottles and barrels, or a navy pair with a "Smart" donkey motif (a witty play on "Smart Ass"). Adds a fun touch to any outfit.
SOFT COTTON BLEND: Crafted from a breathable fabric mix primarily featuring cotton. The material provides a smooth, comfortable feel against the skin, suitable for all-day wear at the office or home.
GIFT FOR MEN: A good choice for husbands, fathers, or colleagues with a sense of humor. Ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas stocking stuffers, or as a fun surprise.
SIZE & PACKAGE: Our men's whiskey socks are designed to accommodate a wide range of sizes, fitting shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14.
GIFT-READY PACKAGING: Each pair comes in its own matching gift box. No extra wrapping is needed. They are ready to give straight out of the package, saving you time.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.

2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.

3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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