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Hockey Gifts for Men Women Socks

Sports & Outdoors

Hockey Gifts for Men Women Socks

4.7 (918)

Skates, gloves, pads, and pucks cover this white crew pair from the cuff down. Kick your shoes off, and the split text on the bottoms reads I'D RATHER BE PLAYING HOCKEY. It gives players, coaches, and rink parents a quiet joke when they put their feet up after practice.

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Price$7.59
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 918 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Hockey Gifts for Men Women - Ice Hockey Socks, Gifts for Sports Lovers, Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottoms spell out I'D RATHER BE PLAYING HOCKEY in bold lettering across both soles. The words stay tucked inside skate boots or sneakers until you kick back on the couch.

Gear pattern on white

A white background sets off small illustrations of ice skates, protective pads, thick gloves, and loose pucks. The pattern wraps around the leg and sits above the shoe line.

Cotton blend yarn

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The cotton lets feet breathe during long tournaments, while the polyamide and elastane keep the cuff snug on the calf.

Sizing and packaging

Fits men and teens in US shoe sizes 6 to 13, and women size 7 and up. Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box ready for tournament bags or holiday stockings.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • HOCKEY SOCKS: These white hockey skate socks come with hockey pads, hockey shoes, hockey gloves, and a puck. The bottom of the socks is sewn with a hilarious hidden message: "I'D RATHER BE PLAYING HOCKEY."
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Designed to cater to many, fitting men's and teens' US 6-13 feet and women's 7+. Each pair is beautifully packaged in a box, making it an ideal gift choice
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Feel the difference with our socks, made from a mix of 80% cotton for breathability, 15% polyamide for strength, and 5% elastane for stretch
  • HOCKEY GIFTS: Funny hockey socks could be the suitable gift for hockey players, ice hockey players, hockey goalies, hockey coaches, hockey fans, and hockey teams
  • GIFTS IDEAS: These are the suitable gifts for friends, family, and colleagues as Christmas stocking stuffers, birthdays, or holiday gift exchanges

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.