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Christmas Stocking Stuffers Socks

Holidays

Christmas Stocking Stuffers Socks

4.7 (1,116)

Green knit fabric features Santa and an elk along the leg, while the soles keep the real priority clear. Put your feet up on the coffee table and the text spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I AM WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES. Each pair arrives packed in its own gift box.

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SectionHolidays
Price$5.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 1,116 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Christmas Stocking Stuffers - Holiday Movie Socks, Xmas Gifts with Greeting Card

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

The split saying is stitched directly across the bottoms of both feet. It reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS on one side and I AM WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES on the other, visible whenever you stretch out on the recliner.

Cotton blend knit

Made from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The knit stretches easily over the foot and ankle, holds its shape throughout holiday movie marathons, and keeps its softness after regular cycles in the wash.

Fit and shoe sizes

Sized to fit men shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed top band holds the sock in place without cutting into the calf during long hours on the sofa.

Packaged for gifting

Every single pair comes packed inside an individual gift box. The packaging makes them easy to wrap, drop straight into an exchange pile, or slip into a holiday stocking for family, neighbors, or coworkers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • CHRISTMAS MOVIE SOCKS: The top of the green holiday socks features an elk and Santa, while the bottom is sewn with a hilarious hidden message: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I'M WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES."
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our funny socks conform to men's 6-13 and women's 7+ shoe sizes, elegantly packaged one pair per gift box.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Crafted from 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane for a perfect blend of softness, durability, and stretch.
  • CHRISTMAS GIFTS: These festive Christmas socks make a great gift for dad, husband, grandpa, boyfriend, fathers-in-law, brothers-in-law, families, employee, neighbor, teacher, student. They're the perfect way to show your loved ones how much you care.
  • FUNNY CHRISTMAS GIFTS: Get into the festive spirit with our silly Christmas socks-perfect for pre-Christmas delivery, stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, Xmas gifts, Christmas presents or any holiday gift. They're delightful & spread holiday cheer!

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.