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42 Middle Age Birthday Gifts Socks

Birthday

42 Middle Age Birthday Gifts Socks

4.8 (30)

Forty-two arrives with balloons, cakes, and gift boxes scattered across the knit. The underside hides a message in non-slip ink that shows only when feet go up on the coffee table. Each pair comes packed in its own gift box.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 30 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 42 Middle Age Birthday Gifts - Funny Black 42 Year Old Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

Non-slip ink across the bottoms spells out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 42 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. The print gives extra grip on smooth floors when walking around without shoes.

Cotton blend knit

The fabric mixes 80 percent cotton with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. This blend gives the sock stretch across the instep and breathability through the upper leg.

Cushioned underfoot feel

A thicker knit lines the sole for padding against hard floors, while the top of the foot stays thinner to fit inside regular shoes without bunching.

Shoe sizing range

These crew socks fit men wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women wearing size 7 and up. The ribbed cuff keeps the pair in place through the day.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR WOMEN MAN - Practical and emotional, these birthday socks could be ideal birthday gifts for your dad, mom, husband, wife, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, family members and friends
  • 42ND BIRTHDAY GIFTS - These socks feature birthday gifts, balloons, cakes, and other elements on the top, while the bottom features a hilarious secret message written in non-slip ink - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 42 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME"
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - These socks are designed for men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and women's sizes 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty birthday socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our birthday socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • CUSHIONED SOLE - Our happy birthday socks are designed with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort, accompaning you every step of the way

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.