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50 Middle Age Birthday Gifts Socks

Birthday

50 Middle Age Birthday Gifts Socks

4.8 (30)

Balloons, wrapped presents, and birthday cakes cover the leg of this milestone pair. Kick your shoes off to display the hidden text on the bottom. It reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 50 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME in non-slip ink. A cushioned sole adds support while the thinner upper keeps air moving.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 30 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 50 Middle Age Birthday Gifts - Funny Black Fifty Year Old Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottoms spell out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 50 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME in non-slip ink that provides grip on smooth indoor floors. Cake and balloon patterns run up the leg.

Cotton blend knit

Made from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric breathes well during indoor parties, stretches over the ankle, and holds up in the regular machine wash.

Upper and lower cushioning

A thinner top section lets air circulate through your shoes during long gatherings. Underneath, a padded sole softens each step around the house or across hard event venue floors.

Sizing and packaging

Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box. The knit stretches to fit men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US shoe sizes 7 and up.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • BIRTHDAY GIFTS for WOMEN MAN - Practical and emotional, these birthday socks could be ideal birthday gifts for your dad, mom, husband, wife, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, family members and friends
  • 50TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS - These socks feature birthday gifts, balloons, cakes, and other elements on the top, while the bottom features a hilarious secret message written in non-slip ink - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 50 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME"
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - These socks are designed for men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and women's sizes 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty birthday socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our birthday socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • CUSHIONED SOLE - Our happy birthday socks are designed with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort, accompaning you every step of the way

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.