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67th Birthday Gifts for Women Socks

Birthday

67th Birthday Gifts for Women Socks

4.7 (113)

Turn sixty-seven with party graphics around the calf and hidden words underneath. The bottom print reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 67 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. It gives mom or grandma a lighthearted laugh whenever she kicks back on the couch.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 113 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 67th Birthday Gifts for Women - 67 Year Old Birthday Gifts Ideas for Female, 67th Gift for Her, 67 Year Old Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The lettering sits on the bottom in non-slip ink. It spells out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 67 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME across both soles, visible whenever feet rest on a stool.

Cotton rich knit

A blend of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane keeps the fabric breathable and stretchy. They wash in regular machine cycles without losing their shape.

Shoe and sock sizing

Designed to fit women with shoe sizes 6 to 12, matching general sock sizes 8 to 13. The ribbed cuff keeps the pair from slipping down during a full day of family celebrations.

Ready gift box

Each single pair comes packed in its own printed gift box. It fits neatly into a birthday bag or slides straight into an envelope for mailing across town.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • 67 BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR HER: These socks could be the perfect birthday gift for your mom or grandma on their birthday celebration. Surprise them with these happy birthday socks!
  • 67th BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR FEMALE: These socks feature birthday-themed patterns on the top, while the bottom features a hilarious secret message written in non-slip ink: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 67 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME."
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: 67 year old gifts for women and men. Our unisex design fits most women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.