69th Birthday Gifts for Women Socks
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Turning sixty-nine calls for honest math on the feet. These plush pink socks spell out the real age calculation along the bottoms in non-slip lettering. Thick coral fleece brings warmth to mornings on cold tile, and the pair rolls up into a paper cupcake box before handing over to mom or grandma.
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Birthday joke on bottom
The soles spell out the punchline in raised grip print: I AM NOT 69, I AM 18 WITH 51 YEARS EXPERIENCE. The words stay hidden inside slippers and show only when feet go up on the footstool.
Coral fleece fabric
Plush pink coral fleece gives the pair a deep pile that traps heat around the ankles. The fabric feels soft right out of the package, suited for relaxed mornings and lounging on the couch.
Shoe and sock sizing
The knit accommodates women shoe sizes 6 through 12, matching sock sizes 8 through 13. Elastic in the fuzzy upper keeps the shape close around the calf without binding tight on bare skin.
Cupcake box assembly
Each pair comes with a printed box and paper belt ready to assemble. Roll the socks together, tuck them into the base, and wrap the paper band around the middle to make a soft novelty cupcake.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- 69 BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR WOMEN - These pink 69th BIRTHDAY SOCKS could be cool gifts for 69 year old woman in your life, such as your mom and grandma
- GIFTS FOR WOMEN IN THEIR 69 - Say It With Socks: "I'M NOT 69, I'M 18 WITH 51 YEARS EXPERIENCE." These are suitable for any holiday gifts, such as Birthday gifts, White Elephant gifts, Christmas gifts, Mother's Day gifts
- 69 HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR WOMEN - Our Happy Birthday socks could be the funny 69th BIRTHDAY GIFTS for Women. They work well as 69th BIRTHDAY GIFTS for your Wife, 69th BIRTHDAY GIFTS for your Mom, and as 69th BIRTHDAY GIFTS for your Granny
- SIZE & MATERIAL - Made from plush coral fleece, these fuzzy socks fit women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. The socks feature non-slip black soles for added safety on slippery floors like wood or tile, providing both comfort and stability
- CUPCAKE PACKAGING - To ensure easy transportation, they are not assembled. However, we provide an exquisite gift box and a paper belt with each pair. You can enjoy the fun of making a gift box that looks like a lovely cupcake
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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