70th Birthday Gift for Women Socks
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Turning seventy comes with plenty of commentary, and this pair puts the math right on the bottom. The soles read IM NOT 70 IM 18 WITH 52 YEARS EXPERIENCE in clear lettering. Thick coral fleece covers the foot, paired with non-slip grips for walking across hardwood or tile.
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Hidden sole joke
The bottom of each foot carries the punchline IM NOT 70 IM 18 WITH 52 YEARS EXPERIENCE. It stays hidden inside slippers and shows only when feet go up on the footstool.
Plush fleece fabric
Plush coral fleece gives these socks a thick, fuzzy texture. The fabric wraps swollen or tired feet in soft warmth, while a thinner knit along the top allows air to circulate around the ankle.
Non-slip bottom grips
Black rubber grippers cover the bottom of the foot from heel to toe. They provide traction on slippery surfaces like polished wood, vinyl, or bathroom tile so you can pad around without shoes.
Sizing and shoe fit
Sized to fit women sock sizes 8 to 13 and shoe sizes 6 to 12. The stretchy fleece cuff pulls up over the ankle without digging into sensitive skin.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR 70 YEARS OLD FEMALE - These funny socks could be a meaningful 70 year old birthday gift for your mom, grandma, wife, aunt, or friends who are turning 70
- 70th BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR HER - Say It With Socks: "I'm Not 70 I'm 18 With 52 years Experience". These funny birthday gifts for her are suitable for people born in 1956 as meaningful 70th BIRTHDAY GIFTS and Christmas gifts
- UNIQUE GIFTS FOR 70th BIRTHDAY - A gag birthday gift, these socks bring humor and warmth to the 70th BIRTHDAY celebration. They are a great conversation starter and can be worn all year round as a reminder of a wonderful celebration!
- SIZE & MATERIAL - Made from plush coral fleece, these fuzzy socks fit women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. The socks feature non-slip black soles for added safety on slippery floors like wood or tile, providing both comfort and stability
- CUSHIONED SOLE - Our funny BIRTHDAY socks for women in their 70th are designed with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort. Our socks also provide a little extra cushion and comfort for swollen feet
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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