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70th Birthday Gifts Socks

Birthday

70th Birthday Gifts Socks

4.7 (124)

Party patterns decorate the leg, while the underside delivers the punchline once feet are propped up. The sole reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 70 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME in non-slip ink. It gives mothers, grandmothers, and aunts an easy laugh on their milestone day.

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SectionBirthday
Price$5.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 124 buyers
AvailabilityLow stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 70th Birthday Gifts - Happy Birthday 70 Year Old Socks for Women

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Underfoot secret message

Text printed across the soles reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 70 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. The letters use non-slip ink that provides extra grip on hardwood floors when walking around the house without slippers.

Knit blend specs

The fabric combines 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. This blend gives the sock good stretch over the heel, breathable coverage around the ankle, and softness through the toe box.

Women sizing numbers

These crew socks fit women sock sizes 8 to 13, which accommodates shoe sizes 6 through 12. The stretchy ribbing keeps the cuff sitting comfortably on the calf without sliding down into shoes.

Ready in gift box

Each single pair arrives packed inside its own printed gift box. The packaging makes it simple to hand over directly at a party or wrap up for a seventy-year celebration.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • 70 BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR HER - These socks could be a fun birthday gift for your mom, grandma, wife, sister, aunt, sister in law, and female friends
  • 70th BIRTHDAY GIFTS - These socks feature birthday-themed patterns on the top, while the bottom features a hilarious secret message written in non-slip ink "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 70 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME."
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - Our unique design fits most women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • 70 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY GIFTS - Give these HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, 70 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME socks as a bday gift to cheer them up on their birthday

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.