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73rd Birthday Gifts for Men and Women Socks

Birthday

73rd Birthday Gifts for Men and Women Socks

4.8 (56)

Party balloons, birthday cakes, and wrapped parcels cover the knit from the ribbed cuff down to the ankle. Flip the feet up to read HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 73 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME printed in non-slip lettering along the soles. Each pair arrives packed in its own printed gift box.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 56 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 73rd Birthday Gifts for Men and Women - Funny 73 Year Old Socks Gift

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Sole saying with grip

The text along the underside reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 73 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. Applied in grippy material, the lettering gives extra traction on slick indoor flooring when shoes stay by the door.

Cotton rich knit

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays breathable through an afternoon party, with enough stretch across the instep and calf to pull on without tight binding.

Sizing for seventy three

Designed as a unisex cut to suit men wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women wearing US size 7 and up. The mid-calf height sits high enough to keep ankles warm during winter gatherings.

Printed gift packaging

Each single pair arrives tucked inside a dedicated gift box, ready to pass across the table at a birthday dinner, a retirement party, or an annual holiday exchange without extra wrapping needed.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • 73rd BIRTHDAY GIFTS - Festive socks with gift boxes balloons cakes and underside non-slip message - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 73 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME" suitable for birthdays Christmas and White Elephant exchanges
  • RETIRED GIFTS - Celebrate the milestone of turning 73 with our specially designed socks, suitable for retirees. These retirement socks are versatile, making them a choice for various occasions, including birthday celebrations
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - 73-year-old gifts for women and men. Our unisex design fits most men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and most women's US size 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.