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78th Birthday Socks

Birthday

78th Birthday Socks

4.7 (117)

Party details wrap around the calf, but the main line hides on the bottom. When the wearer kicks back, the non-slip lettering reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 78 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. It marks the milestone with clear humor and grips smooth floors when walking around the house.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 117 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 78th Birthday Socks - 78 Year Old Gift for Women's Birthday 78 Years

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Grip lettering on sole

Silicone non-slip letters across the bottom spell out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 78 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. The print adds traction on tile or hardwood floors when worn without shoes.

Cotton rich knit

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays soft against the skin, stretches easily over the heel, and breathes well through long afternoons.

Shoe size range

Sized to fit women shoe sizes 6 to 12. The stretchy rib cuff holds its position on the calf without digging in or sliding down during the party.

Printed gift box

Each pair comes packed inside its own decorative gift box. It fits right into birthday parcels, White Elephant exchanges, or Mother Day packages without extra wrapping.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • 78th BIRTHDAY GIFTS - Socks with BIRTHDAY elements and non-slip secret message - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 78 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME" suitable for birthdays Christmas White Elephant and Mother's Day
  • RETIRED GIFTS - Celebrate the milestone of turning 78 with our specially designed socks, suitable for retirees. These retirement socks are versatile, making them a choice for various occasions, including birthday celebrations
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - 78-year-old gifts for women and women. Our unisex design fits most women's US shoe sizes 6-12. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • GIFT IDEA - These 78th BIRTHDAY SOCKS make a fun gift for women, girls, moms, friends, and family members

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.