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79th Birthday Gift Socks

Birthday

79th Birthday Gift Socks

4.7 (117)

Turning seventy-nine deserves some credit, preferably while resting on the sofa. These crew socks feature festive birthday details along the leg and a non-slip printed message on the bottom. The wearer simply kicks up their heels to let everyone in the room read the news.

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SectionBirthday
Price$4.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 117 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart 79th Birthday Gift - 79 Year Old Socks for Women's Birthday 79 Years

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

The bottoms feature non-slip lettering that reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 79 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. The textured grip adds traction on hardwood or tile floors when walking around without shoes.

Cotton blend knit

Made from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The knit provides breathability for daily wear, stretches over the heel easily, and holds up to regular cycles in the washing machine.

Shoe sizing numbers

Sized to fit womens shoe sizes 6 to 12. The elastic cuff keeps the sock upright around the calf without binding, while the fabric accommodates a wide range of foot lengths and widths.

Individual gift box

Each single pair arrives packed inside its own decorative gift box. It is ready to hand over at a seventy-ninth birthday gathering, retirement party, or family holiday exchange without extra wrapping.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • 79th BIRTHDAY GIFTS - Socks with BIRTHDAY elements and non-slip secret message - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 79 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME" suitable for birthdays Christmas White Elephant and Mother's Day
  • RETIRED GIFTS - Celebrate the milestone of turning 79 with our specially designed socks, suitable for retirees. These retirement socks are versatile, making them a choice for various occasions, including birthday celebrations
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - 79-year-old gifts for women and women. Our unisex design fits most women's US shoe sizes 6-12. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • GIFT IDEA - These 79th BIRTHDAY SOCKS make a fun gift for women, girls, moms, friends, and family members

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.