79th Birthday Gifts for Men and Women Socks
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Balloons and wrapped presents scatter across the leg, but the real punchline sits on the bottom. Non-slip grip ink spells out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 79 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME across both soles. It gives someone turning seventy-nine an excuse to put their feet up during the party.
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Printed sole message
Non-slip ink lines the underside of each foot to spell out HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 79 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME. The print gives extra traction on slick wood or tile floors.
Cotton rich knit
Made from an 80 percent cotton blend with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays breathable, stretches over the ankle, and holds up in standard washing machine cycles.
Shoe size range
Sized as a unisex crew cut for older adults. The knit fits men with US shoe sizes from 6 to 13 and women with US shoe sizes 7 and up.
Ready to wrap
Each order contains one pair tucked inside a standalone novelty gift box. The packaging works well for family birthday parties, retirement get-togethers, and holiday gift swaps.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- 79th BIRTHDAY GIFTS - Festive socks with gift boxes balloons cakes and underside non-slip message - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 79 YEARS OF BEING AWESOME" suitable for birthdays Christmas and White Elephant exchanges
- RETIRED GIFTS - Celebrate the milestone of turning 79 with our specially designed socks, suitable for retirees. These retirement socks are versatile, making them a choice for various occasions, including birthday celebrations
- SIZE & PACKAGE - 79-year-old gifts for women and men. Our unisex design fits most men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and most women's US size 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of novelty socks
- QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
- GIFT IDEA - These 79th BIRTHDAY SOCKS make a fun gift for friends, family members, and loved ones
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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