79th Birthday Gifts for Women Socks
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Reaching seventy-nine calls for warm feet and honest math. These plush slipper socks feature the phrase IM NOT 79 IM 18 WITH 61 YEARS EXPERIENCE printed on the bottom. The thick knit keeps cold drafts away during quiet mornings at home.
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Birthday joke sole
The bottom features the joke IM NOT 79 IM 18 WITH 61 YEARS EXPERIENCE. It shows clearly whenever the wearer puts her feet up on the recliner or footstool.
Coral fleece knit
Plush coral fleece yarn gives the socks a thick, pillowy texture. The fabric traps body heat around the toes and ankles while lounging indoors.
Non slip tread
Black grip dots cover the underside of each foot. The textured pattern helps prevent slipping on slick hardwood, smooth tile, and vinyl floors.
Cupcake box kit
Each pair ships flat with a paper belt and box pieces. You fold and assemble the packaging in about one minute to make a small cupcake presentation.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- 79th BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR WOMEN - Say it with funny socks - "I'M NOT 79 I'M 18 WITH 61 YEARS EXPERIENCE"; These are suitable for any holiday gift, such as birthday gifts, white elephant, Christmas and Mother's Day
- MILESTONE RETIREMENT GIFTS - Celebrate the milestone of turning 79 with our specially designed socks; These retirement fuzzy socks are versatile, making them a choice for various occasions including celebrations
- SIZE AND MATERIAL - These fuzzy socks are crafted from plush coral fleece for ultimate comfort and warmth; Fitting women's US size 7+; They also have black non-slip soles to keep you safe on wood and tile floors
- CUPCAKE PACKAGING DESIGN - Gifts for women aged 79; shipped unassembled for easy transportation, each package includes an elegant gift box and a paper belt; assemble it in just one minute to create a cute cupcake gift box
- COZY AND FUNNY SOCKS - Treat your mother, grandma, or elderly friend to these cozy socks; A thoughtful present for a 79th BIRTHDAY, holiday party, or retirement celebration that combines humor with everyday warmth and utility
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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