85th Birthday Gifts Socks
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Balloons, wrapped presents, and birthday cakes cover the knit from the ribbed cuff down to the ankle. The hidden message appears across the soles once the wearer kicks their shoes off and puts their feet up on the ottoman. Each pair arrives packaged in its own printed gift box.
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Sole text and print
The bottom reads I AM NOT 85, I AM 18 WITH 67 YEARS EXPERIENCE in bold lettering. Bright party cakes, floating balloons, and gift boxes decorate the upper leg.
Shoe size range
Sizing covers men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women shoe sizes 7 and up. The knit stretches to accommodate wider calves without bunching around the heel.
Cotton blend yarn
A mix of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane keeps the fabric breathable. The ribbed cuff holds its position on the leg throughout the day.
Ready to hand over
Each pair arrives flat inside a printed gift box. It fits easily into a gift bag or sits ready on top of a birthday party table next to the cake.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR HIM HER - These socks could be a fun birthday gift for your mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, grandmother, grandfather, aunt, uncle, sister in law, brother in law
- 85TH BIRTHDAY GIFT IDEAS - These socks with the phrase "I'M NOT 85, I'M 18 WITH 67 YEARS EXPERIENCE" make a fun and thoughtful gift
- GIFTS FOR 85 YEAR OLDS - Our 85th birthday socks are adorned with birthday gifts, balloons, cakes, and other festive birthday elements. With every step, they'll be reminded of the joy and laughter that comes with another year of life
- SIZE & PACKAGE - For a gift that fits just right, our socks offer a versatile sizing solution. Designed for men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and women's sizes 7+, each pair comes in a beautifully crafted gift box, suitable for any occasion
- QUALITY MATERIAL - Made with an environmentally conscious blend of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane, our socks are not only soft and stretchy but also kind to the planet
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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