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Airplane Gifts for Men Funny Socks

Sports & Outdoors

Airplane Gifts for Men Funny Socks

4.6 (62)

Airplanes decorate the upper knit, but the main joke stays hidden underneath until the feet come up on the coffee table. The bottom reads I DONT SNORE, I DREAM IM AN AIRPLANE. It suits frequent flyers, student pilots, and chronic sleepers who need an excuse for the noise.

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Price$13.99
Rating4.6 out of 5 from 62 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Airplane Gifts for Men - Funny Airplane Socks, Gifts for Aviation Lovers, Pilot Plane Sock

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole text

The underside spells out I DONT SNORE, I DREAM IM AN AIRPLANE in clear block lettering. The print stays out of sight inside shoes and shows only when feet rest on a footstool.

Shoe and sock sizing

Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 through 13, which corresponds to sock sizes 8 through 14. The ribbed cuff holds its position around the lower calf during daily wear without sliding down.

Cotton blend yarn

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The cotton keeps the sock breathable through long travel days, while the polyamide and elastane maintain the shape through repeated laundry cycles.

Boxed for gifting

Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box ready for wrapping. Good for birthdays, Father Day, or retirement parties for aviation workers, flight instructors, and air traffic controllers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • HELICOPTER PILOT GIFTS: This pair of pilot socks features a hidden message on the bottom that reads, "Don't snore, I dream I'm an airplane". Show your love for flying and traveling by wearing these helicopter socks.
  • PILOT GIFT IDEA: Our aircraft socks make great gifts for pilots in training, airplane travelers, plane lovers, air traffic controllers and anyone who loves planes.
  • GIFT FOR MEN: These funny socks make a great gift for your brother, uncle, grandpa, boyfriend or husband on Christmas and birthdays. These socks are also a perfect gift for dad on Father's Day.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Fits most, from men's shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each pair is beautifully packaged in a box, making it an ideal gift choice.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Get into luxury with socks made of 80% cotton for comfort, 15% polyamide for the structure and 5% elastane for a snug fit.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.