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Beagle Socks for Women Men Funny Gifts for Dog Lovers

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Beagle Socks for Women Men Funny Gifts for Dog Lovers

4.8 (41)

A soft grey-green background carries rows of bulldogs, pugs, pitbulls, golden retrievers, and tiny bone accents. When you kick your shoes off, the bottom text spells out SORRY I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY DOG in bold lettering. It is an honest answer for anyone who prefers staying home with their pet.

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Price$6.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 41 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Beagle Socks for Women Men - Funny Beagle Gifts for Dog Lovers, Valentine Gifts for Him Her

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Printed dog pattern

Small dog faces, paw prints, and bones repeat down the leg and over the foot. The grey-green base lets the tan, brown, and white fur patterns show up clearly above sneakers or house slippers.

Sole excuse message

Turn your feet up on the ottoman to display SORRY I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY DOG across both soles. The knit lettering stays readable without peeling off in the wash.

Cotton blend fabric

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays breathable through long walks, with enough stretch to sit smooth over the instep and stay up at the calf.

Unisex size range

The stretchy knit accommodates mens US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and womens sizes 7 and up. The ribbed cuff holds its position without squeezing your leg too tight.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DOG SOCKS: Our funny socks in grey-green feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Pitbulls, bones, dog paws and funny sayings "SORRY I CAN'T I HAVE PLANS WITH MY DOG".
  • DOG GIFTS FOR DOG LOVERS: These socks are perfect gifts for dog lovers, owners, parents, trainers, dog dads, dog moms, dog grandmas, and dog grandpas for occasions such as birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and more.
  • STRETCHY UNISEX SIZE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up.
  • COMFORTABLE & SOFT MATERIAL: Our socks are made of 80% Cotton, 15% Polyamide and 5% Elastane, which are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.