
Bourbon Gifts for Men Women Socks
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Glasses and liquor bottles pattern the leg, but the real message waits underneath. Put your feet up on the ottoman to show the non-slip text printed across both soles. It reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON.
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Hidden sole message
The bottoms spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON in grippy, non-slip ink. The letters stay hidden inside shoes and show clearly whenever your feet rest on a footstool.
Glasses and bottles
A neat repeat pattern of whiskey tumblers and amber liquor bottles covers the leg. The design sits high enough on the calf to show above casual boots or house slippers.
Sizing and foot range
The unisex knit stretches to fit men with US shoe sizes from 6 to 13 and women from size 7 upward. An elastic ribbed cuff keeps the top from slipping down the leg.
Ready in a gift box
Each single pair arrives packed flat inside its own printed gift box. It fits neatly into a holiday stocking, a Secret Santa gift swap, or a birthday parcel for a whiskey fan.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- BOURBON GIFTS: Funny bourbon socks with things. They feature intricate bourbon glasses and bottles on the top, while the bottom displays a humorous secret message written in non-slip ink that reads "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON".
- SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each gift box contains one pair of funny drinking socks.
- GIFTS FOR BOURBON LOVERS: Unique bourbon whiskey drinker gifts for males and females. These make great gift ideas for, grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, husband, wife, brother, sister, uncle, boyfriend, girlfriend, or any drink lovers.
- GIFTS FOR DRINKERS: These drinking socks are perfect gifts for bourbon and whiskey drinkers. They make great presents for any occasion, such as Christmas, Feather's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Secret Santa, White Elephant, or as a stocking stuffer.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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