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Bourbon Gifts for Men Women Socks

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Bourbon Gifts for Men Women Socks

4.8 (251)

Glasses and liquor bottles pattern the leg, but the real message waits underneath. Put your feet up on the ottoman to show the non-slip text printed across both soles. It reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 251 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Bourbon Gifts for Men Women - Cool Whiskey Gifts for Him Dad,Bourbon Socks for Christmas

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottoms spell out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON in grippy, non-slip ink. The letters stay hidden inside shoes and show clearly whenever your feet rest on a footstool.

Glasses and bottles

A neat repeat pattern of whiskey tumblers and amber liquor bottles covers the leg. The design sits high enough on the calf to show above casual boots or house slippers.

Sizing and foot range

The unisex knit stretches to fit men with US shoe sizes from 6 to 13 and women from size 7 upward. An elastic ribbed cuff keeps the top from slipping down the leg.

Ready in a gift box

Each single pair arrives packed flat inside its own printed gift box. It fits neatly into a holiday stocking, a Secret Santa gift swap, or a birthday parcel for a whiskey fan.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • BOURBON GIFTS: Funny bourbon socks with things. They feature intricate bourbon glasses and bottles on the top, while the bottom displays a humorous secret message written in non-slip ink that reads "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE BRING ME BOURBON".
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each gift box contains one pair of funny drinking socks.
  • GIFTS FOR BOURBON LOVERS: Unique bourbon whiskey drinker gifts for males and females. These make great gift ideas for, grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, husband, wife, brother, sister, uncle, boyfriend, girlfriend, or any drink lovers.
  • GIFTS FOR DRINKERS: These drinking socks are perfect gifts for bourbon and whiskey drinkers. They make great presents for any occasion, such as Christmas, Feather's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Secret Santa, White Elephant, or as a stocking stuffer.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.