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Cool Gifts for Writers Authors Funny Writing Socks for Men Women

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Cool Gifts for Writers Authors Funny Writing Socks for Men Women

4.8 (146)

A crowded desk scene wraps the upper half, packed with laptops, reading glasses, globes, and stacks of hardcovers. Turn the foot up and the rubber grip spells out the house rule: GO AWAY I AM WRITING. It keeps family away from the keyboard without having to say a word.

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Price$4.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 146 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Cool Gifts for Writers Authors - Funny Writing Socks for Men Women, Stocking Stuffers for Writers with Greeting Card

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Desk print and grip

The upper section shows lamps, stationery, and loaded shelves. Underneath, black non-slip lettering reads GO AWAY I AM WRITING to give traction across bare floors and keep interruptions to a minimum.

Cotton rich knit

The blend uses 80 percent cotton for softness around the foot, mixed with 15 percent polyamide for structure and 5 percent elastane to keep the ribbed cuff in place while typing.

Unisex sizing numbers

This pair fits men with US shoe sizes from 6 to 13 and women from size 7 upward. The knit stretches over wide feet and pulls up along the lower calf.

Boxed with a card

One pair comes packed inside a themed gift box that includes a separate greeting card. Ready for birthdays, winter holidays, or a quiet desk drawer.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • WRITING GIFTS: These writer socks feature bookshelves, books, globes, stationery, desk lamps, laptops and glasses on the top, while the bottom is designed with a non-slip grip that reads: "GO AWAY I'M WRITING."
  • AUTHOR GIFTS: Our unique writing socks are the perfect presents for writers, authors, screenwriters, novelist, scriptwriter, poet, librarians, book enthusiasts, educators, or anyone with a passion for writing.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR WRITERS: Craft a Christmas charmer for the author in your life with our writer socks, exquisitely boxed and paired with a heartfelt holiday card. Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane.
  • FUNNY GIFT: Our novelty socks are the perfect choice for those moments when you crave undisturbed writing time.They make delightful gifts for occasions such as Birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant exchanges, or any other special holiday.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.