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Cool Gifts for Writers Authors Socks

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Cool Gifts for Writers Authors Socks

4.7 (136)

Light pink knit contrasts against dark navy cuffs and heels, covered in tiny globes, stationery, and glasses. Underneath, textured grips spell out a clear boundary for anyone walking into the room. It fits into a writing routine at a home desk or library table.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 136 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Cool Gifts for Writers Authors - Funny Writing Socks Author Gifts for Young Writes Women Men, Stocking Stuffers for Writers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Printed sole message

Non-slip grip material on the bottom forms the phrase GO AWAY, I AM WRITING. The message stays hidden inside shoes and shows clearly when you put your feet up on a desk.

Patterned desk details

Small illustrations of open books, laptops, reading glasses, and stationery scatter across the pink background. Navy blue trim frames the toes, heels, and ribbed top bands.

Cotton rich knit

The fabric uses 80 percent cotton blended with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. This knit provides moderate stretch across the arch while staying breathable during long desk sessions.

Sizing and box

Each pair comes packed inside a printed gift box. The unisex cut fits men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US sizes 7 and up.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • AUTHOR GIFTS: These author socks feature a light pink contrasted with navy blue rims. They are adorned with books, globes, stationery, laptops, and glasses on the top. The bottom is designed with a non-slip grip that reads, "GO AWAY, I'M WRITING."
  • WRITING GIFTS: Our unique writing socks are the perfect presents for writers, authors, screenwriters, novelist, scriptwriter, poet, librarians, book enthusiasts, educators, or anyone with a passion for writing.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
  • FUNNY GIFT: Our novelty socks are the perfect choice for those moments when you crave undisturbed writing time.They make delightful gifts for occasions such as Birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant exchanges, or any other special holiday.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.