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Doctor Gifts for Men Women Socks

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Doctor Gifts for Men Women Socks

4.7 (305)

A dark crew sock patterned with syringes, stethoscopes, transfusion bags, and EKG lines hides a clear instruction on the bottom. The message stays out of sight until the wearer kicks their shoes off on the couch. It gives medical staff an easy laugh after long hospital shifts.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 305 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Doctor Gifts for Men Women - Unique Gifts for Doctors Male Female Appreciation Retirement Gift, Doctors Day Gift, Funny Doctor Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

Underneath the foot, the text reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THIS DOCTOR IS OFF DUTY. The white lettering stands out against the black base and shows whenever feet are propped up on a stool.

Sizing for crew length

These fit men and teens wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13, as well as women wearing size 7 and up. The ribbing stays up on the calf under scrub pants or casual trousers.

Soft cotton knit

A stretchy cotton blend provides everyday flexibility around the heel and instep. The knit material slides into clogs, running shoes, or work boots without bunching up through long rounds.

Recipients across the clinic

The print suits physicians, residents, medical assistants, and pharmacy staff. It makes a fitting present for Doctors Day, graduation from medical school, retirement, or White Coat ceremonies.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DOCTOR SOCKS: These black socks feature stethoscopes, syringes, electrocardiograms, transfusion bags, and more. Additionally, the words "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THIS DOCTOR IS OFF DUTY" are featured on the sole of the socks.
  • ALL-INCLUSIVE SIZING: Accommodates most, from men's and teens' US 6-13 feet to women's 7+.
  • EXQUISITE COMFORT: Featuring a super soft cotton blend, these socks offer a luxuriously stretchy fit.
  • DOCTOR GIFTS: Pharmacist socks could be the perfect gift for doctors, medical school students, medical assistants, physician assistants, psychologists, and physical therapists. They are also great gifts for pharmacists and pharmacy students.
  • MEDICAL GIFTS: Medical socks are a thoughtful and unique gift idea for your friends and family on Doctor Day, Pharmacy Week, PA Week and White Coat Ceremony.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.