Dog Dad Gifts for Men Socks
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A black crew sock covered in pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, and yellow labradors. The underside carries silicone grippers shaped into a clear excuse to stay on the couch. Good for dog trainers, groomers, or anyone trapped under a sleeping hound.
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Printed sole message
Traction grippers along the bottoms spell out I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW on one foot and THE DOG IS ON MY LAP on the other. The text gives you traction on hard floors while explaining your sudden lack of mobility.
Breed pattern and colours
Drawings of pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, and labradors scatter across the black knit alongside stray paw prints. The pattern covers the leg and the top of the foot so the dogs show above sneakers or slippers.
Cotton blend yarn
Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The yarn stays breathable during long walks, stretches across the calf, and holds its shape after a run through the standard laundry wash.
Fit range and packaging
Designed to fit men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US shoe sizes 7 and up. Each pair comes packed flat inside its own printed gift box, ready for birthdays, Father Day, or winter holidays.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- DOG DAD SOCKS: Our black funny socks feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW" and "THE DOG IS ON MY LAP"
- DOG DAD GIFTS: These novelty socks are ideal gift ideas for dog dads, dog grandpas, dog lovers, dog owners, dog groomers, dog trainers and dog walkers; choice for those who love their furry friends
- GIFTS FOR MEN: They make funny presents for men, dads, grandpas, teenage boys, boyfriend, friends, brothers and husband on special occasions like birthdays, Father's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas
- SIZE AND PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits men US size 6-13 feet and women US size 7 and up; each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks; versatile fit for adult males and females
- QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable; durable fabric provides a cozy feel
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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