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EMT Gifts for Men Women Funny EMS for Him EMS Week Gift Socks

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EMT Gifts for Men Women Funny EMS for Him EMS Week Gift Socks

4.8 (129)

Ambulance stretchers, first aid kits, bandages, and capsules cover the light blue fabric from cuff to toe. Put your feet up after a long shift and the sole reads YOU FALL, WE HAUL in clear lettering. It suits paramedics, emergency nurses, and first responders who prefer their humor on the dry side.

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Price$9.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 129 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart EMT Gifts for Men Women - Funny EMS Gifts for Him, EMS Week Gift, Paramedic Gift for Male Female, EMT Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Underfoot lettering

The bottom of the foot carries the phrase YOU FALL, WE HAUL in bold type. The text stays hidden inside boots or duty shoes, then shows clearly when resting on the station recliner.

Emergency vehicle pattern

The light blue knit displays tiny ambulances, stretchers, medical kits, and bandages. The pattern wraps around the calf, sitting right above standard work footwear.

Stretch cotton knit

A soft cotton blend offers enough stretch to pull easily over calves and stay in place through active shifts. The fabric stays comfortable during long hours on your feet.

Sizing and box

Designed to fit US men and teens sizes 6 to 13, as well as women sizes 7 and up. Each single pair comes packed in a printed gift box ready for EMS Week.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • LIGHT BLUE EMT SOCKS: The funny saying on the bottom reads: "YOU FALL, WE HAUL." The emergency icons, such as the ambulance, ambulance stretcher, medical kit, first aid capsule, and Band-aid, stand out against the light blue background.
  • FLEXIBLE FIT: Covers a wide range of sizes, fitting men's and teens' 6-13 US feet and women's 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • COMFORT ROYALTY: Experience the ultimate in calf comfort with our super soft, stretchable cotton blend.
  • EMT GIFTS: EMT socks could be the perfect EMS EMT gifts for men and women, funny paramedic gifts and, first responder gifts.
  • FUNNY GIFTS: EMT socks could also be the best gift idea for your friends and family for National EMS Week, EMT WEEK, Emergency Nurses Week, and White Coat Ceremony.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.