EMT Gifts for Men Women Funny EMS for Him Socks
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Black crew socks printed with stretchers, first aid kits, capsules, and ambulances handle long shifts under duty boots. The split joke on the bottom stays hidden until you kick back in the breakroom. It comes packed in a single printed box ready for shift trades, EMS Week, or paramedic school graduations.
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Sole text and icons
Bright ambulances, bandages, and stretchers scatter across the black leg and foot. Turn your feet upward to show off the message on the bottom, where the white text reads YOU FALL on one foot and WE HAUL on the other.
Shoe size range
The knit fits mens and teens shoe sizes 6 to 13, and womens sizes 7 and up. The ribbing stays up on the calf during active station work without bunching down around your ankles or work boots.
Cotton blend yarn
Soft cotton blend yarn brings standard stretch across the bridge of your foot and around your calf. The fabric keeps your feet comfortable through dispatch calls, long station sits, and overnight hospital transfers.
Printed box pack
Each order includes one pair packed flat inside its own printed gift box. The package fits right into a locker, a staff mailbox, or an EMS Week gift bag for your partner on the rig.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- EMT SOCKS: The emergency icons, such as the ambulance, ambulance stretcher, medical kit, first aid capsule, and Band-aid, stand out against the black background. The funny saying on the bottom reads: "YOU FALL, WE HAUL."
- FLEXIBLE FIT: Covers a wide range of sizes, fitting men's and teens' 6-13 US feet and women's 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
- COMFORT ROYALTY: Experience the ultimate in calf comfort with our super soft, stretchable cotton blend.
- EMT GIFTS: EMT socks could be the perfect EMS EMT gifts for men and women, funny paramedic gifts and, first responder gifts.
- FUNNY GIFTS: EMT socks could also be the best gift idea for your friends and family for National EMS Week, EMT WEEK, Emergency Nurses Week, and White Coat Ceremony.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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