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Funny Cow Gifts for Women Socks

Animals & Wildlife

Funny Cow Gifts for Women Socks

4.8 (115)

Pink and white cow spots cover the leg, leading down to a cartoon heifer stretched out on her belly. Kick your feet up to show the real message hidden on the soles. It suits farmers, teens, and anyone who wakes up on the wrong side of the barn.

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Price$7.64
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 115 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Cow Gifts for Women - Cow Print Socks for Men Teens, Moody Gifts Stocking

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottom of the feet reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, IM A LITTLE MOO-DY in bold block letters. A cartoon heifer rests above the text, visible only when your shoes come off.

Cotton blend yarn

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric gives enough stretch to hug your calves while staying breathable inside work boots or around the house.

Sizing range numbers

Designed as a unisex fit for womens US shoe sizes 7 and up, or mens US shoe sizes 6 through 13. The ribbed cuff holds its position without sliding down your shin.

Boxed for gifting

One pair comes tucked inside a themed gift box that fits neatly into a holiday stocking. Easy to wrap for dairy farmers, homesteaders, or moody teenagers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • COW SOCKS FOR WOMEN: Our pink and white socks feature cow prints and a funny saying, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I'M A LITTLE MOO-DY" , along with an image of a cow lying on its stomach.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
  • COW GIFTS IDEAS: These silly cow socks would make a great gift for cow lovers or farmers. They can also be given to teens as delightful cow lover gifts or as a fun Christmas stocking stuffer.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.