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Funny Guinea Pig Socks

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Funny Guinea Pig Socks

4.8 (57)

Small rodents and orange carrots dot these black crew socks from cuff to toe. The text reads LIFE IS BETTER WITH GUINEA PIGS along the body. Made for pet owners, classroom teachers, or anyone who keeps a cage full of hay in the living room.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 57 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Guinea Pig Socks - Guinea Pig Lover Gifts for Men Women

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Print and lettering

Small guinea pigs and bright orange carrots cover the black knit. The phrase LIFE IS BETTER WITH GUINEA PIGS runs down the fabric, visible whenever pant cuffs ride up above the ankle.

Sizing numbers

These crew socks fit men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US shoe sizes 7 and up. The stretchy knit accommodates wider calves and standard sneakers without bunching under the arch.

Cotton blend fabric

The knit uses 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. This mix gives the pair everyday breathability, a soft hand feel inside shoes, and enough recovery to stay up on the leg.

Packaged in a box

Each pair arrives packed inside its own printed gift box. You can hand it over directly for birthdays, holidays, or Father Day without hunting for extra wrapping paper or ribbon.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • GUINEA PIG SOCKS - Our funny black socks are designed for both women and men and feature cute Guinea Pigs and carrots, with the funny sayings "LIFE IS BETTER WITH GUINEA PIGS"
  • GUINEA PIG GIFTS - Our novelty socks are gifts for guinea pig Lovers! They make funny gifts for moms and dads on special occasions like birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas
  • SIZE & PACKAGE - Our unisex design fits most men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and most women's US sizes 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable
  • READY TO GIFT - Each pair comes in a gift box, making it an and easy surprise for any guinea pig lover. No extra wrapping required-simply gift and enjoy

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.