1203 designs from one label$3.86 to $27.28Sizes read from shoe size, not sock size
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Funny Horse Gifts Unique Equestrian Socks

Animals & Wildlife

Funny Horse Gifts Unique Equestrian Socks

Riders and barn owners know the schedule revolves around the stall. These equestrian socks feature horses in different poses along the ankle, with soles reading LIFE IS BETTER WITH HORSES or SORRY I CANT, MY HORSE NEEDS ME alongside hoofprints. They slide right into paddock boots or sneakers.

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Price$11.99
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Horse Gifts - Unique Equestrian Gifts, Riding Socks for Teen Boys & Girls

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Sayings on the soles

Text along the bottom spells out excuses every horse owner has used, complete with horse head outlines and hoof patterns. The message stays out of sight until boots come off.

Cotton blend yarn

The knit uses 80 percent cotton for softness against the skin, mixed with 15 percent polyamide for structure and 5 percent elastane to keep the calf up throughout the day.

Fit and size range

The stretchy unisex profile fits women US size 7 and up, as well as men US shoe sizes 6 through 13. The ribbed cuff holds its position without squeezing.

Ready to present

Each pair arrives packaged in its own printed gift box, making it simple to wrap for birthdays, barn celebrations, or winter holidays.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • HORSE SOCKS FOR WOMEN: These equestrian socks are adorned with horses in various poses and colors. The soles feature funny sayings such as "LIFE IS BETTER WITH HORSES" and attractive horse prints, making them perfect for farmers.
  • HORSE GIFTS: These funny horse socks are adorned with horses in various poses and colors. The soles feature a funny saying such as "SORRY I CAN'T, MY HORSE NEEDS ME" accompanied by attractive horse head and hoof patterns.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • EXQUISITE COMFORT: Made with 80% soft cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane, these novelty socks stretch for the perfect, cozy fit as funny dress socks or just daily socks.
  • FUNNY ANIMAL THEMED GIFTS: These unique farm animal socks are good animal lover gifts for women, animal enthusiasts on Birthday, Christmas, Holiday.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.