Funny Pregnancy Socks for Women
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Tiny carriages, baby clothes, bottles, and footprints dot the leg of this crew sock. When feet go up on the couch, the grippy underside reveals the text SORRY I JUST CANT TODAY, IM GROWING A TINY HUMAN. It packs easily into a hospital bag or sits ready in the bedside drawer for tired evenings.
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Printed sole with grip
The non-slip lettering reads SORRY I JUST CANT TODAY, IM GROWING A TINY HUMAN across both soles. The textured print adds light traction on slick hardwood floors and smooth hospital tiles.
Baby print pattern
Stroller graphics, milk bottles, baby outfits, and miniature footprints repeat across the upper. The designs stay clear around the ankle and show over the top of low slippers.
Cotton blend yarn
Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric provides moderate stretch for swollen feet while remaining breathable during long afternoons on the sofa.
Sizing and shoe fit
Sized for sock sizes 8 to 13, matching womens shoe sizes 6 to 12. The elastic cuff stays up on the calf without digging into skin.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- FUNNY PREGNANCY GIFT: These pregnancy socks feature a playful sole message: "Sorry I Just Can't Today, I'm Growing a Tiny Human." A cheerful gift idea for an expectant mom, pregnant wife, daughter, sister, friend, or coworker
- CUTE BABY-THEMED DESIGN: Designed with baby carriages, baby clothes, bottles, and tiny footprints, these mom-to-be socks add a fun pregnancy touch for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, and small surprises
- SOFT COTTON BLEND: Made with 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane, these maternity socks offer a soft, breathable, and stretchy feel for lounging at home, relaxing, or packing in a hospital bag
- GRIPPY SOLE MESSAGE: The non-slip lettered bottom adds light traction for indoor wear while keeping the funny pregnancy saying easy to show. A cute and practical choice for moms-to-be who enjoy cozy socks
- FITS WOMEN'S SHOE SIZES 6-12: These pregnancy gift socks fit women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. A thoughtful choice for baby shower gifts, Mother's Day, Christmas, birthdays, Valentine's Day, or postpartum care gifts
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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