Funny Retirement Socks
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Palm trees and lounge chairs pattern the leg, while the bottoms deliver the house rules. Grippy letters across the soles read I AM RETIRED DO IT YOURSELF. You only see the message when your shoes come off and your feet go up on the coffee table.
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Message on the bottom
Non-slip lettering along the soles reads I AM RETIRED DO IT YOURSELF. The rubberized print adds traction on hardwood floors and kitchen tile while keeping your new boundary clear to anyone walking past.
Cushion under the foot
A cushioned bottom softens every step and gives extra padding to tired or swollen feet. The upper section stays thin and breathable, so the pair fits easily inside sneakers or house slippers without bunching.
Unisex sizing range
This pair fits women shoe sizes 7 and up, as well as men shoe sizes 6 through 13. The ribbed cuff holds around the lower calf without binding tight, keeping the beach pattern upright throughout the day.
Ready to hand over
Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box ready for a retirement party or farewell lunch. It suits former teachers, firefighters, police officers, and coworkers leaving the daily grind behind for good.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- RETIREMENT SOCKS FOR WOMEN - These black socks are adorned with lounge chairs, coconut palms and a funny non-slip saying that reads. Slip them on and start relishing your newfound freedom! "I'M RETIRED DO IT YOURSELF"
- ONE SIZE FITS MOST - Our unisex design fits most women's US shoe sizes 7+ and men's US shoe sizes 6-13. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks
- CUSHIONED SOLE - Our crazy socks are designed for retirees, with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort. Our novelty socks also provide a little extra cushion and comfort for swollen feet
- GIFTS FOR RETIREMENT - Our socks make a gift for your retiring family members, such as your mom, dad whether they are the teacher, police, navy, firefighter or other professor. You can also treat yourself or a friend to celebrate the leisure
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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