Funny Sloth Socks for Women Men
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Sloths hang from knit branches along the calf, paired with text that reads I AM A SLOTH TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. The crew height pairs with sneakers or house slippers on slow mornings. It works for anyone who prefers a slow pace and an honest joke about getting through the week.
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Sloth print details
Knit sloths hang upside down from green branches across the leg and foot. The text runs along the fabric, readable whenever pants ride up or shoes come off on the couch.
Cotton rich knit
A blend of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane offers everyday stretch. The knit breathes well in shoes and stays soft against the skin through regular wash cycles.
Shoe size range
These unisex crew socks fit men wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women wearing US shoe sizes 7 to 12. The ribbed cuff holds its position without squeezing the calf too tight.
Gift box packaging
Each pair arrives packed inside a printed gift box that is ready to hand over. It suits birthdays, office exchanges, or stocking stuffers for dedicated animal fans.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- FUNNY SLOTH SOCKS FOR TRUE SLOTH LOVERS: Some animal socks only show a cute pattern, but these funny sloth socks tell a story. Featuring adorable sloths hanging from tree branches with the saying "I'M A SLOTH TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY", they bring slow-life humor and cozy vibes to everyday wear.
- A SLOTH GIFT THEY WON'T FORGET: Many novelty gifts get a quick laugh and end up forgotten. These crazy sloth socks are made for people who actually love sloths, lazy humor, and relaxed lifestyles. A unique animal lover gift for women, men, moms, dads, teens, friends, and coworkers.
- PERFECT FOR SLOTH LOVERS & ANIMAL FANS: Not every gift captures someone's personality. These cute animal socks are designed for sloth fans who enjoy funny designs, wildlife themes, and chill vibes. Great gifts for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and stocking stuffers.
- SOFT COTTON BLEND WITH COMFORTABLE FIT: Made of 80% Cotton, 15% Polyamide, and 5% Elastane, these unisex crew socks are soft, breathable, stretchy, and comfortable for all-day wear. Fits most men's US shoe sizes 6-13 and women's US shoe sizes 7-12.
- READY-TO-GIFT PACKAGING FOR EASY SURPRISES: Forget boring gifts that feel ordinary. These novelty sloth socks arrive in elegant gift packaging, making them an easy choice for animal lovers, sloth fans, and anyone who appreciates funny socks with personality.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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