Funny Socks for Women
4.7 (102)
Sloths hang from leafy branches along the leg of each crew sock. Hidden along the bottom, printed lettering announces: I AM A SLOTH TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. The message stays covered inside sneakers and appears only when the wearer kicks back on the couch.
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Printed branch pattern
Sloths hang suspended from green branches against the fabric. The design wraps around the calf, while the hidden punchline sits across the bottom of the foot for anyone lounging with shoes off.
Cotton blend yarn
A knit of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane gives the fabric its stretch. The material stays breathable through the workday and soft against bare skin during lazy afternoons.
Unisex shoe sizes
Designed to stretch over adult feet, the pair fits women wearing US size 7 and up, as well as men wearing US sizes 6 to 13. The ribbed cuff holds its position without squeezing.
Ready in box
Each single pair comes packed inside its own printed gift box. It tucks flat into a holiday stocking or slides easily into a small gift bag for birthdays, Mother Day, or Father Day.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- SLOTH SOCKS: Our socks feature adorable sloths hanging from tree branches and the funny sayings "I'M A SLOTH TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY" socks, perfect for sloth lovers who enjoy a slow and relaxing lifestyle.
- Funny Unusual SLOTH GIFTS: Our funny are the perfect gift for sloth lovers! They make funny unusual gifts for moms and dads on special occasions such as birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and more.
- STRETCHY UNISEX SIZE & GIFT PACKAGING: Our stocking stuffers fit most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each elegantly gift box contains one pairs of socks.
- COMFORTABLE & SOFT MATERIAL: Our socks are made of 80% Cotton, 15% Polyamide and 5% Elastane, which are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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