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Funny Socks with Sayings

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Funny Socks with Sayings

4.8 (199)

Phones, lightning bolts, and small orange flames run across a black background. Put your feet up on the desk and the textured grip print on the soles sends the message: DO NOT DISTURB, IM LOCKING IN. Good for long screen sessions, dorm rooms, and gift swaps.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 199 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Socks with Sayings - Gag Socks with Weird Eye Designs

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the sole

Non-slip lettering across the bottom reads DO NOT DISTURB, IM LOCKING IN. The rubberized text provides light grip on slick hardwood floors while spelling out the joke clearly when your feet are up.

Targeted sole padding

A cushioned bottom adds padding underfoot while the upper portion stays thinner for airflow inside sneakers or slide sandals. Helpful when pacing around the room or sitting through long computer sessions.

Shoe size coverage

Sized to fit mens shoe sizes 6 to 13 and womens shoe sizes 7 and larger. The stretchy knit pulls up to standard crew height with enough give around the calf to stay in place.

Packaged in a box

Each pair arrives packed in its own individual gift box ready for white elephant exchanges. It suits gamers, coders, students studying for exams, and coworkers who spend their afternoons deep in spreadsheets.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • FUNNY SOCKS: Bold black socks featuring phones, lightning, and flame icons. The socks were emblazoned with non-slip gag phrase, "DO NOT DISTURB, I'M LOCKING IN."
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Our funny socks fit men's shoe sizes 6-13 and women's shoe sizes 7 and up. Each pair is elegantly packaged in an individual gift box
  • CUSHIONED SOLE: Our gag gift socks are designed with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort. Our weird socks also provide a little extra cushion and comfort for swollen feet
  • FUNNY GIFT IDEA: These are perfect as joke gifts for your friends, classmates, roommates, and anyone else you want to prank. Standout funny socks​ for tech fans and gamers.
  • WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS FOR ADULTS: Whether it's with coworkers or a family gathering, this gag and funny gift is the ideal white elephant gift idea. A delightful surprise awaits inside every package

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.