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Gifts for Boating Lovers Socks

Sports & Outdoors

Gifts for Boating Lovers Socks

4.5 (60)

Boats and anchors pattern the calf above the shoe line. Kick your feet up on the dock or the couch to reveal the hidden sole text, which reads I WOULD RATHER BE BOATING. Cotton gives the knit a soft feel for long weekends on the water.

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Price$9.99
Rating4.5 out of 5 from 60 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Gifts for Boating Lovers - Funny Boating Socks for Men, Gifts for Boat Owners

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole text

The phrase I WOULD RATHER BE BOATING is knit directly into the bottom of the feet. It stays hidden inside deck shoes and appears when you rest your heels on the rail.

Nautical pattern

Small boats and navy anchors repeat across the upper leg and instep. The design sits high enough on the calf to show above low-top sneakers or boat shoes.

Cotton blend yarn

The knit contains 80 percent cotton for softness, mixed with 15 percent polyamide for strength and 5 percent elastane to keep the ribbed cuffs from sliding down your leg.

Sizing and packaging

Each pair arrives packed in a gift box. The knit fits men shoe sizes 7 to 13, which corresponds to sock sizes 8 to 14.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • BOAT SOCKS: Immerse yourself in the nautical charm of our boating socks, adorned with intricate boat and anchor illustrations. The playful declaration, "I'D RATHER BE BOATING, " graces the soles, adding a unique touch to your footwear collection.
  • BOATING GIFTS: These sailing socks are funny and unique gifts for sailing, boating, and boat captains. They could be the perfect gift for men, women, couples, sailors, boaters, boat owners, nautical enthusiasts, and boat captains.
  • GIFTS FOR MEN: Our novelty socks are ideal gifts for your brother, uncle, grandfather, boyfriend, or husband. Perfect for Christmas or Birthdays, these novelty socks also make gifts for dad on Father's Day.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Accommodates most, from men's shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each pair is beautifully packaged in a box, making it an ideal gift choice. These socks make great gifts for boaters and boat owners.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Step into the world of superior comfort with our socks, composed of 80% cotton for softness, 15% polyamide for durability, and 5% elastane for the ideal stretch.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.