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Gifts for Writers Authors Socks

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Gifts for Writers Authors Socks

4.8 (146)

Desk clutter and library shelves cover the upper half of this pair, from open books and laptops to tiny reading glasses. Kick your shoes off under the desk and the grippy lettering underneath makes the room rules clear. Packed inside a single gift box for novelists, poets, and screenwriters.

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Price$9.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 146 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Gifts for Writers Authors - Writing Socks Author Gifts for Young Writes Women Men, Stocking Stuffers for Writers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Sole message and grip

Non-slip material along the bottom spells out GO AWAY IM WRITING in capital letters. The print gives traction on smooth wood and tile floors whenever you kick your feet up onto the desk.

Study tools pattern

Bookshelves, globes, stationery, desk lamps, laptops, and spectacles repeat across the leg and instep. The detailed pattern sits high enough on the calf to show above low shoes or slippers.

Cotton blend yarn

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric breathes during long desk sessions, holds its stretch around the calf, and washes cleanly in a regular cycle.

Sizing and packaging

Unisex sizing covers men US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women US shoe sizes 7 and up. Each pair arrives packed flat inside its own single printed gift box, ready for holiday stockings or white elephant swaps.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • WRITING GIFTS: These writer socks feature bookshelves, books, globes, stationery, desk lamps, laptops and glasses on the top, while the bottom is designed with a non-slip grip that reads: "GO AWAY I'M WRITING."
  • AUTHOR GIFTS: Our unique writing socks are the perfect presents for writers, authors, screenwriters, novelist, scriptwriter, poet, librarians, book enthusiasts, educators, or anyone with a passion for writing.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
  • FUNNY GIFT: Our novelty socks are the perfect choice for those moments when you crave undisturbed writing time.They make delightful gifts for occasions such as Birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant exchanges, or any other special holiday.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.