Goose Gifts Ideas Socks

4.8 (323)

White geese waddle across a turquoise knit background from the cuff down to the toe. Kick your shoes off and the soles spell out the excuse: SORRY I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE. A simple knit pair made for homesteaders, poultry keepers, and waterfowl watchers.

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SectionAnimals & Wildlife

Price$9.99

Rating4.8 out of 5 from 323 buyers

AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer

Full listing nameGoose Gifts Ideas Socks - Goose Lover Animal Gifts for Men Silly Gag Crazy Socks for Women

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Geese on the knit

The turquoise body features white geese in different poses along the leg and foot. Underneath, knitted lettering reads SORRY I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE in bold print across the soles.

Cotton rich yarn

A blend of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane gives the fabric its stretch. The knit breathes well inside boots or work shoes and holds its shape around the calf.

Unisex sizing range

This pair fits men wearing US shoe sizes 6 through 13. It fits women starting at US shoe size 7 and up. The ribbed top stays up throughout the day without slipping into your shoes.

Ready to wrap

Each pair comes packed inside its own printed gift box. Easy to hand over to a backyard farmer, bird enthusiast, or teenage poultry fan for Easter or birthdays.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

GOOSE SOCKS FOR MEN: Our turquoise farm animal socks are decorated with white geese in various poses. The soles of our socks are knitted with a funny saying, "SORRY I CAN'T I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE".
SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
SILLY GOOSE GIFTS: A lighthearted gift for goose owners, farmers, or waterfowl enthusiasts. Great for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Easter, or as a playful Christmas stocking stuffer for teens.
SILLY GIFTS FOR WOMEN: These funny gag gifts are the perfect choice to spice up a dull life. Your friends are eagerly waiting to enjoy these silly socks with you!

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.

2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.

3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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