Goose Socks for Women Men
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White geese waddle and honk across a bright turquoise background on these farm-themed crew socks. Put your feet up to reveal the hidden text knitted along the soles: SORRY, I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE. They slide into boots or sneakers and come packed in an individual gift box.
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Hidden sole message
The bottoms spell out SORRY, I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE in bold lettering. The message stays out of sight while walking and shows whenever you kick back on the couch.
Turquoise bird pattern
White geese pose across the turquoise knit from cuff to toe. The pattern shows clearly above low shoes and adds farmyard humor to casual morning routines.
Cotton knit blend
Made with 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric gives enough stretch to stay up on the calf while remaining breathable through long days.
Unisex sizing range
Sized to fit men with US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women with US shoe sizes 7 and up. Each pair arrives ready to wrap in a dedicated gift box.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- GOOSE SOCKS FOR MEN: Our turquoise farm animal socks are decorated with white geese in various poses. The soles of our socks are knitted with a funny saying, "SORRY, I CAN'T I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE".
- SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
- QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
- SILLY GOOSE GIFTS: A lighthearted gift for goose owners, farmers, or waterfowl enthusiasts. Great for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Easter, or as a playful Christmas stocking stuffer for teens.
- SILLY GIFTS FOR WOMEN: These funny gag gifts are the perfect choice to spice up a dull life. Your friends are eagerly waiting to enjoy these silly socks with you!
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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