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Lawyer Gifts Funny Socks Gift Box for Men and Women

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Lawyer Gifts Funny Socks Gift Box for Men and Women

4.8 (140)

Gavels, scales of justice, and law books cover the leg of this pair. Kick your shoes off under the desk, and the soles deliver the punchline: I AM A LAWYER, WHAT IS YOUR SUPER POWER? It is a straightforward novelty pair for paralegals, attorneys, and law students facing finals.

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Price$4.89
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 140 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Lawyer Gifts - Funny Lawyer Socks Gift Box for Men and Women

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Print and bottom text

The pattern repeats classic legal symbols like scales and wooden gavels. Turn the feet up to show white lettering across the black soles that reads I AM A LAWYER, WHAT IS YOUR SUPER POWER?

Sizing range

The knit fits men and teens with US shoe sizes 6 to 13, as well as women with shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbing stays up on the calf without sliding into dress shoes.

Cotton blend fabric

A mix of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane provides stretch and breathability through long hours at court or in the office. They wash clean in standard laundry cycles.

Ready in a gift box

Each pair arrives packaged in its own printed gift box. It fits neatly into a care package for bar exam study sessions or graduation ceremonies.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • UNISEX LAWYER SOCKS - Law Socks feature all the tools of the trade, including gavels, scales of justice, and books. The funny saying on the bottom reads, "I'M A LAWYER, WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER?"
  • INCLUSIVE SIZING - Encompasses a wide range, fitting most men and teens with US shoe sizes 6-13 and women's size 7+. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks
  • QUALITY MATERIAL - Our funny socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
  • LAWYER GIFTS - Lawyer socks could be a gift for law school students, future lawyers, and lawyer graduates
  • GIFTS FOR JUDGES - Attorney socks make gifts for attorneys, law and order enthusiasts, social justice advocates, and law school students

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.